Blooming relatives
Aug 29th 2010 | 5:49 pm
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Blooming relatives
Hows this for cheek, relatives we have seen once in 17 years
want to stay with us for Xmas
Put them up years ago in OZ, no offer of food money, didnt even take the sheets off the bed when they left, never heard from them again, then out of the blue....
Anyway I got me own back, he has a son in Melbourne so I sent back a lovely to hear from you email and told them we were planning Xmas in Melbourne so all of us and the dogs would be rocking up to stay for a few weeks
Shouldnt hear from them again
want to stay with us for XmasPut them up years ago in OZ, no offer of food money, didnt even take the sheets off the bed when they left, never heard from them again, then out of the blue....
Anyway I got me own back, he has a son in Melbourne so I sent back a lovely to hear from you email and told them we were planning Xmas in Melbourne so all of us and the dogs would be rocking up to stay for a few weeks
Shouldnt hear from them again
Aug 29th 2010 | 6:32 pm
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Re: Blooming relatives
Hows this for cheek, relatives we have seen once in 17 years want to stay with us for Xmas
Put them up years ago in OZ, no offer of food money, didnt even take the sheets off the bed when they left, never heard from them again, then out of the blue....
Anyway I got me own back, he has a son in Melbourne so I sent back a lovely to hear from you email and told them we were planning Xmas in Melbourne so all of us and the dogs would be rocking up to stay for a few weeks
Shouldnt hear from them again
want to stay with us for XmasPut them up years ago in OZ, no offer of food money, didnt even take the sheets off the bed when they left, never heard from them again, then out of the blue....
Anyway I got me own back, he has a son in Melbourne so I sent back a lovely to hear from you email and told them we were planning Xmas in Melbourne so all of us and the dogs would be rocking up to stay for a few weeks
Shouldnt hear from them again
Like your style 
Aug 30th 2010 | 2:41 am
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Re: Blooming relatives
Love it! Well Played. That should keep them away ;-)
Aug 30th 2010 | 10:13 am
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Re: Blooming relatives
Yes its funny how they dont keep in touch then all of a sudden they expect you to put them up look after them and then put your life on hold 
but if it was the other way around and we was visiting them im sure they would still carry on like normal i can hear them now *we are not on holiday here you know* funny that as neither are we here 
Like what you have done to them very funny!
but if it was the other way around and we was visiting them im sure they would still carry on like normal i can hear them now *we are not on holiday here you know* funny that as neither are we here Like what you have done to them very funny!
Last edited by LINZI; Aug 30th 2010 at 10:17 am.
Aug 30th 2010 | 1:18 pm
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Re: Blooming relatives
Hows this for cheek, relatives we have seen once in 17 years want to stay with us for Xmas
Put them up years ago in OZ, no offer of food money, didnt even take the sheets off the bed when they left, never heard from them again, then out of the blue....
Anyway I got me own back, he has a son in Melbourne so I sent back a lovely to hear from you email and told them we were planning Xmas in Melbourne so all of us and the dogs would be rocking up to stay for a few weeks
Shouldnt hear from them again
want to stay with us for XmasPut them up years ago in OZ, no offer of food money, didnt even take the sheets off the bed when they left, never heard from them again, then out of the blue....
Anyway I got me own back, he has a son in Melbourne so I sent back a lovely to hear from you email and told them we were planning Xmas in Melbourne so all of us and the dogs would be rocking up to stay for a few weeks
Shouldnt hear from them again
So they think you are going to Melbourne for xmas and having xmas with you is definitely not on?
That is brilliant!
Aug 30th 2010 | 1:20 pm
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Re: Blooming relatives
it may backfire and they will wanna do a houseswap whilst ur in Melbourne
Aug 30th 2010 | 4:27 pm
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Re: Blooming relatives
Hows this for cheek, relatives we have seen once in 17 years want to stay with us for Xmas
Put them up years ago in OZ, no offer of food money, didnt even take the sheets off the bed when they left, never heard from them again, then out of the blue....
Anyway I got me own back, he has a son in Melbourne so I sent back a lovely to hear from you email and told them we were planning Xmas in Melbourne so all of us and the dogs would be rocking up to stay for a few weeks
Shouldnt hear from them again
want to stay with us for XmasPut them up years ago in OZ, no offer of food money, didnt even take the sheets off the bed when they left, never heard from them again, then out of the blue....
Anyway I got me own back, he has a son in Melbourne so I sent back a lovely to hear from you email and told them we were planning Xmas in Melbourne so all of us and the dogs would be rocking up to stay for a few weeks
Shouldnt hear from them again
