A blonde joke - from a blonde
Nov 12th 2007, 6:40 pm
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A blonde joke - from a blonde
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,Please come over here and help
me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.';
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax' Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then' He sighed.........
Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.
made me laugh!
me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.';
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax' Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then' He sighed.........
Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.
made me laugh!
Nov 12th 2007, 6:46 pm
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Re: A blonde joke - from a blonde
LOL! Very good - even though I'm a blond too! 
Nov 12th 2007, 6:48 pm
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Re: A blonde joke - from a blonde
another - on topic this time....
An Australian walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a
deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my genitals inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed. In
return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as
the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and
smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head.The croc opened his
mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The Australian stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone £100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over
the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde Australian woman timidly spoke up..........."I'll try it! .....
Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle
An Australian walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a
deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my genitals inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed. In
return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as
the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and
smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head.The croc opened his
mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The Australian stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone £100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over
the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde Australian woman timidly spoke up..........."I'll try it! .....
Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle
Nov 12th 2007, 6:49 pm
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Re: A blonde joke - from a blonde
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,Please come over here and help
me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.';
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax' Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then' He sighed.........
Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.
made me laugh!
me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.';
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax' Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then' He sighed.........
Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.
made me laugh!
because I am not blonde 
Nov 12th 2007, 6:50 pm
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Nov 12th 2007, 6:51 pm
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Re: A blonde joke - from a blonde
another - on topic this time....
An Australian walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a
deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my genitals inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed. In
return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as
the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and
smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head.The croc opened his
mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The Australian stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone £100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over
the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde Australian woman timidly spoke up..........."I'll try it! .....
Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle
An Australian walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a
deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my genitals inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed. In
return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as
the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and
smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head.The croc opened his
mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The Australian stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone £100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over
the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde Australian woman timidly spoke up..........."I'll try it! .....
Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle
Think it might be working I have 1/2 a smile now.....
Nov 12th 2007, 6:52 pm
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Nov 12th 2007, 6:54 pm
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Re: A blonde joke - from a blonde
lol!
blondes do have more fun methinks
