iPom

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.

"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

VikkiL

herrchook

like it

thewoodz

is this an intelligent blonde joke??????

iPom

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will
make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the
bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get
back in.


He said, “Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you really badly.” She said, “Well, you've succeeded.”


He said, “Shall we try swapping positions tonight?” She said,
“That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit
on the sofa and drink beer.”


Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.


Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.


Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.


Q: What makes men chase women if they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars which they have no intention of driving.

iPom

You mean you can't tell? I thought you brunettes were intelligent.

thewoodz

i know so did i!!!

it just seemed quite clever to get $500 for having no intention of answering her own question - maybe being a brunette i'm reading far too much into it

like the next set as well - much easier

Dorothy

A male blonde joke...

Three men were sitting at a bar talking about their wives. The first guy says "My wife is so stupid she went to the grocery store and bought $500 worth of meat and we don't have a freezer to store it all in".
The second guy says "Well, my wife just spent $30,000 on a car and she doesn't know how to drive!"
The third guy, a blonde, says "Well, my wife is on her way to Greece for a 3 week vacation and she must have packed 5 boxes of condoms. And she doesn't even have a penis!"

paul and Lynz

lol

TeresaG

iPom

She's actually ahead by $490, which makes him an idiot and her very clever. Which is the joke ...

thewoodz

an intelligent blonde joke is the joke derrrr

far too clever and unlikely

to the blonde guy - nows thats more believeable