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moneypenny20 Jun 23rd 2005 7:14 pm

Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
 

Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!! :confused:

The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!

I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!

I think it was the heat yesterday, everyone's brain turned to mush and sometimes the smallest things become hysterical. Staying on the gross point, if you do the sample just after having changed the tampon the problem won't be there.

Karma for giving us hours of entertainment :D

Anne4Terry Jun 23rd 2005 7:54 pm

Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
 

Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!! :confused:

The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!

I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!

Don't be offended Caz. People were just having a bit of light-hearted fun. I'm sure nobody set out to intentionally insult you - well I haven't read every post anyway.

That's why they say that heat causes SUMMER MADNESS :D

Anne

Anastasia Beaverhausen Jun 23rd 2005 8:02 pm

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Didnt want to offend Caz. Had the silly head on yesterday.

Back to the point though (gross bit) the tampon should plug and soak, so shouldnt contaminate the wee unless its a bit full. Change, and a good wipe before giving the sample should solve the problem.

Again, didnt mean to take the piss (oops) ;) :o :D

Claire
xx

GrantP Jun 23rd 2005 8:03 pm

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Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
That's why they say that heat causes SUMMER MADNESS :D

Anne

Does that mean everyone in Australia is MAD??? :confused: :p

moneypenny20 Jun 23rd 2005 8:18 pm

Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
 

Originally Posted by GrantP
Does that mean everyone in Australia is MAD??? :confused: :p

That's another thread :D

DollyDaydream Jun 23rd 2005 8:22 pm

Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
 

Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!! :confused:

The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!

I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!

Hi Caz,

I must admit with this one we took the ball and ran with it!!! (opening up to innuendo again!!!) :rolleyes: We did have fun, as you can tell!

I know the above post is tinged with a bit of irony and tongue in cheek but hats off to you for taking this so well. You have a right to be annoyed, if you so wish, as no-one likes to be the continual butt of peoples jokes. We were all just in a very mischievous mood!!! :D

Good on ya!

D D

Rooksie Jun 23rd 2005 8:24 pm

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Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Hi Caz,

I must admit with this one we took the ball and ran with it!!! (opening up to innuendo again!!!) :rolleyes: We did have fun, as you can tell!

I know the above post is tinged with a bit of irony and tongue in cheek but hats off to you for taking this so well. You have a right to be annoyed, if you so wish, as no-one likes to be the continual butt of peoples jokes. We were all just in a very mischievous mood!!! :D

Good on ya!

D D


Yep, the girls certainly got some balls!!! :D

Anastasia Beaverhausen Jun 23rd 2005 8:46 pm

Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
 

Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Hi Caz,

I must admit with this one we took the ball and ran with it!!! (opening up to innuendo again!!!) :rolleyes: We did have fun, as you can tell!

I know the above post is tinged with a bit of irony and tongue in cheek but hats off to you for taking this so well. You have a right to be annoyed, if you so wish, as no-one likes to be the continual butt of peoples jokes. We were all just in a very mischievous mood!!! :D

Good on ya!

D D

Yeah, good on ya Caz, glad we didnt put you off coming back.

louise4 Jun 23rd 2005 9:14 pm

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Caz, in no way was we trying to pick on you, after the initial posts it could have been about anyone, we just kept bouncing off of one another. glad you sound ok, would hate to have upset you.


sending k for a wondrful laugh

Louise

possoms Jun 23rd 2005 9:59 pm

Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
 

Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!! :confused:

The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!

I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!

sorry Caz hope we havent offended you but you gotta admit this thread has been very funny :D

good luck with the meds Karma sent :)

andrew63 Jun 23rd 2005 10:36 pm

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Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.

Andrew

louise4 Jun 23rd 2005 10:37 pm

Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
 

Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.

Andrew

sorry sir won't do it again:rolleyes: chill and have a :beer:

worzel Jun 23rd 2005 10:38 pm

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Originally Posted by louise4
Either that or she has a fanny the size of scarborough and her voice just echoes out:eek:

Why scarborough??? S****horpe surely?

Anne4Terry Jun 23rd 2005 10:39 pm

Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
 

Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)


Andrew

If you have a problem with the site then why come on here :confused:

louise4 Jun 23rd 2005 10:40 pm

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Originally Posted by worzel
Why scarborough??? S****horpe surely?

now now or we will be told off again. behave and only give facts that you know about:p


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