beware in ellenbrooke
Mar 3rd 2008, 3:31 am
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beware in ellenbrooke
we were driving through there last night lost,pissed and very tired.
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
Mar 3rd 2008, 3:32 am
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Re: beware in ellenbrooke
we were driving through there last night lost,pissed and very tired.
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
Mar 3rd 2008, 3:33 am
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Mar 3rd 2008, 3:56 am
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Re: beware in ellenbrooke
Crikey.. you must have been pissed, i know some aussies can be a bit hairy and rough!
I also thought skippy only ever talked to annoying children so i wouldn't have trusted him as far as you could throw it.
Tuesday morning, back in OAPville, the Mrs came face to face with a big roo as she was about to get into the car, after a 2 minute face off, skippy bounded a few meters, up some steps (didn't know they could do that) and snuffled some of our figs before dumping on the path.
I also thought skippy only ever talked to annoying children so i wouldn't have trusted him as far as you could throw it.
Tuesday morning, back in OAPville, the Mrs came face to face with a big roo as she was about to get into the car, after a 2 minute face off, skippy bounded a few meters, up some steps (didn't know they could do that) and snuffled some of our figs before dumping on the path.
Mar 3rd 2008, 6:28 am
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Re: beware in ellenbrooke
we were driving through there last night lost,pissed and very tired.
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
Mar 3rd 2008, 6:44 am
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Re: beware in ellenbrooke
we were driving through there last night lost,pissed and very tired.
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
cant wait.
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Mar 3rd 2008, 7:17 am
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Re: beware in ellenbrooke
we were driving through there last night lost,pissed and very tired.
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
Mar 3rd 2008, 7:52 am
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Mar 3rd 2008, 9:28 am
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Re: beware in ellenbrooke
If you fancy a fight with one, go to Marapana wildlife park near Golden Bay. One picked a fight with the missus last year cos it wanted her food bowl. She's still got the scars to prove it - I think the roo came off worse though as the owners were going to shoot it after we ID him
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Re: beware in ellenbrooke
we were driving through there last night lost,pissed and very tired.
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
i said to my wife pull over and ask that bloke in his garden if he knows the way out of here..
we pulled over and it was a bleedin kangeroo,massive must of been 8 foot tall.
and i bleedin moan about a few magpies in our garden
Mar 4th 2008, 5:37 am
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Mar 4th 2008, 6:01 am
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, not sure what it would have done if it had caught it... think it might be a bit shortsighted, would say that it has more balls than brains but they were cruelly detached when it was a kitten... funny thing is that it is normally scared of it's own shadow and gets bullied by the cat with 6 bells next door
Mar 4th 2008, 6:06 am
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Our cat tried stalking one last week, not sure what it would have done if it had caught it... think it might be a bit shortsighted, would say that it has more balls than brains but they were cruelly detached when it was a kitten... funny thing is that it is normally scared of it's own shadow and gets bullied by the cat with 6 bells next door
, not sure what it would have done if it had caught it... think it might be a bit shortsighted, would say that it has more balls than brains but they were cruelly detached when it was a kitten... funny thing is that it is normally scared of it's own shadow and gets bullied by the cat with 6 bells next doori bet they have a chat about our strange ozzie dog who keeps trying to get him pregnant..
something like this...
"you bin done by an gay aussie dog yet"
no ,whats it like..
flippin shite.
the baskits bought me over here to be abused by him every night,,,
Mar 4th 2008, 6:21 am
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Re: beware in ellenbrooke
i wonder if he knows our cat?
i bet they have a chat about our strange ozzie dog who keeps trying to get him pregnant..
something like this...
"you bin done by an gay aussie dog yet"
no ,whats it like..
flippin shite.
the baskits bought me over here to be abused by him every night,,,
i bet they have a chat about our strange ozzie dog who keeps trying to get him pregnant..
something like this...
"you bin done by an gay aussie dog yet"
no ,whats it like..
flippin shite.
the baskits bought me over here to be abused by him every night,,,
Mar 4th 2008, 2:54 pm
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