Best comeback line
Feb 6th 2006, 10:01 pm
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Best comeback line
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns
and children.
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
......The radio went silent and the interview ended.
and children.
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
......The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Feb 6th 2006, 10:03 pm
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Re: Best comeback line
Haha .. nice one! 
Feb 6th 2006, 10:21 pm
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Re: Best comeback line
Excellent!!
Feb 6th 2006, 10:47 pm
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Re: Best comeback line
PMSL!!!!!
I always think of something AFTER the event
I always think of something AFTER the event
Feb 6th 2006, 10:54 pm
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Re: Best comeback line
Originally Posted by ub40fan
PMSL!!!!!
I always think of something AFTER the event
I always think of something AFTER the event
nice one
Feb 7th 2006, 3:19 am
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Re: Best comeback line
Originally Posted by fraser
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns
and children.
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
......The radio went silent and the interview ended.
and children.
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
......The radio went silent and the interview ended.
hi is this fraser in melbourne carolines mate? louise
Feb 7th 2006, 3:24 am
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Re: Best comeback line
Originally Posted by fraser
......The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Feb 7th 2006, 3:33 am
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Re: Best comeback line
lol interviewer has a good point
Feb 7th 2006, 4:10 am
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Re: Best comeback line
Originally Posted by fraser
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns
and children.
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
......The radio went silent and the interview ended.
and children.
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
......The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Feb 7th 2006, 4:31 am
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Re: Best comeback line
That's a good un
Feb 7th 2006, 6:36 am
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Re: Best comeback line
Originally Posted by labourdoll
hi is this fraser in melbourne carolines mate? louise
Feb 9th 2006, 4:53 am
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Re: Best comeback line
hello fraser how r u? lou hows the heat, uk freezin blair a pain wantin to half privitise our schools, so only rich kids get a chance, me back in labour ready to kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and introduce some auzzy policies to the joint. love lou p.s what u been doin? pps my email is [email protected]
Feb 9th 2006, 8:22 am
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Re: Best comeback line
Originally Posted by labourdoll
hello fraser how r u? lou hows the heat, uk freezin blair a pain wantin to half privitise our schools, so only rich kids get a chance, me back in labour ready to kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and introduce some auzzy policies to the joint. love lou p.s what u been doin? pps my email is [email protected]
