scottishcelts

Think i read it somewhere in that 'big massive long thing' he asked us to read

spartacus

Has he been keeping you back after class, and setting you extra homework?

emelems

oooh... no, don't think I read it either... ? I rarely hit the links in threads, my computer ends up going too slow because of it (don't even ask me why!)

Em x

spartacus

I know I should probably mind my own business but . . . why does your computer end up going too slow because of it Miss Em?

scottishcelts

Uck aye - tons of the stuff - think he demanded too that we all call him 'the head' - though he might have meant he is rather well endowed

spartacus

Hmm . . . I had a Welsh Maths (similar to English Maths) teacher who used to try the very same.

scottishcelts

I think we all did - i remember one in particular and it was a SHE - and the best bit about it was she stunk of b.o and her breath was so bad i never worked out whether she needed chewing gum or toilet paper

spartacus

That was the best bit?!

scottishcelts

It was wonderful - a memory i shall cherish forever

spartacus

Its obviously left its mark . . . a bit like ringworm . . .

scottishcelts

that explains a lot

im completely screwed up

Hutch

I'm about as Welsh as Michael Caine.

DunRoaminTheUK

So you're not the only Welsh Guy in the village then (Maffanway)?

Tenuous, I know....