Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:48 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by iPom
I'm sure it did, dear! 
I hesitate to send mine on. Perchance they should arrive before me and the MIL opens them thinking it's a Mother's Day present?
The repercussions could rebound forever.
I hesitate to send mine on. Perchance they should arrive before me and the MIL opens them thinking it's a Mother's Day present?
The repercussions could rebound forever.
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:49 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by steve`o
can you imagine the mesages flashed around every police station during a crisis
"be on the look out for penile explosives"
"beware of exploding c**ks"
imaginge how our papers would deal with it if one of them went off
"be on the look out for penile explosives"
"beware of exploding c**ks"
imaginge how our papers would deal with it if one of them went off
There are many fabulous buildings around the world, such as the Gherkin in London and other fine buildings. It would be tragic if a penile explosive slipped through the safety barriers and penetrated an erection such as the Houses of Parliament. The damage could be huge!
Can you imagine the clean up operation? There wouldn't be a kleenex large enough.
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Mar 17th 2006 | 6:51 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
What are my chances of getting this one through customs
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:51 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
this is a great post you've really started something now
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:52 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by WendyC
What are my chances of getting this one through customs
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:53 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by WendyC
What are my chances of getting this one through customs
Quite high, I imagine Wendy, but I fear it may find it's way into someone's mouth on take off.
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:54 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by iPom
it may find it's way into someone's mouth on take off.
OOoerr
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:54 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by WendyC
What are my chances of getting this one through customs
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:55 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by iPom
Quite high, I imagine Wendy, but I fear it may find it's way into someone's mouth on take off.
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:56 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by WendyC
OOoerr
Wouldn't it slip down wonderfully with a martini?
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:56 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by stutess
I'm wetting my knickers with these replies, wicked
You didn't think about what you were saying there did you
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:57 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:57 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by stutess
I'm wetting my knickers with these replies, wicked
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:57 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by furkew
Mar 17th 2006 | 6:58 am
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Re: Battery driven...er ... 'tools'.
Originally Posted by WendyC
LOL, I wondered what the hubby had done with that
