you talking to me bovverd look at my face bovverd do i look bovvered
sorry this is not bad spelling its my posh acent

nite x

good night

nite,xxx

I cant type for laughing

I was talking to you but I cant understand you - please take that plum out of your mouth - you know if your not careful you will choke on the stone

Good night Kezzabird

have you see the size of my gob!!!!!!

No but have heard you voice your opinions very clearly

Maybe plum was the wrong fruit - watermelon?

oooh its still very fruity in here then? we better get a stock of kiwi fruit cos its posh in the cocktails

pimms on the ROCKS please
or may be...
sex on the BEACH

why can't you have both - oh sorry its not nice what is the word i'm looking for?????????

dear friends and fellow alkies I have a selection of cocktails for you, these are real cocktails NOT my inventions

Sex on the Beach #1

Come****me punch

Cumdrop
Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw

Sex on acid

**** me rough
Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall - With a Kiss

Bird shit

Wild sex
Flying ****

Pussy crusher

Vibrator
Liquid cocaine #1

Sweet tits

Stiff dick
Adios mother****er

The ultimate ****

Absolut sex
Screaming orgasm (3)

Kinky/sex

Slow Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw Up Against the Wall
Pornodog

Cum shot

Fist ****
Slow Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw

Bald pussy

G spot
After sex

Slow, Fuzzy Screw Up Against the Wall

Mexican asshole
Sex machine

Duck ****

Sex on the beach #15

of course it would have to be on your own private beach in Bournemouth where all the footballers and their wives stroll along and stop for a chat with their ever so posh neighbour

YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

and how many have you tried drinks of course