i'm popping in and out just finished my drink so i'll get another - i'll get one for you

Im here - just lurking - still dont have any jokes - not that i can print on here anyway

Who round is it?

yes please . A Guinness will do a treat .

Thankyou
s

c'mon , you must have one .

Just reading an incedent in my local town about a body they found behind a wall in a building they are renovating , the builders went in 2 weeks ago and tore it down and behind it there was a body of a guy .

they took it to be examined & they think it was the 1962 hide & seek champion

I cant believe I am laughing

I dont have any - honest - not that i cant print in public - let me get you a drink tho - fancy anything to nibble?

mmmmmmm cake???

They day i don't wanna nibble anything , is a very bad day indeed .

Thats a yes please !

what is there ?

cake , do you get Jaffa Cakes in oz ?

just see a picture of you , how come yer laid down ?

Naturally, better than shiney cars any old day

1 slice or 2?

Obviously as its a bar you need to order alcohol as well

OK

Salted Nuts
Dry Nuts
Pork Scratchings
and of course
Cake

What do you normally nibble?

i do fancy pork scratchings now tho , best have a guinness too .

with a good head

s.

when you tell me a joke , i'll tell you what i nibble

bar tender i am cutting down just half a bucket for now thanks

OK Well you start your pork scratchings and I will get your drink - I always make a good head as well