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A young couple making passionate love in the back
of the guy's van when suddenly the girl,being kinky,
yells out:whip me whip me..
The guy obviously docent have any whips to hand.But not wanting to pass up this opportunity, he has a idea.opening the window he snaps the off the antenna from his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in ecstasy.
A week later 'the girl notices the welts from the whipping sessions are starting to fester'so she visits the dtrs. tels him how it happened.
Nodding his head knowingly, the drt exclaims: i thought so.In all my years as a doctor, this is the worst case of van aerial disease i've ever seen.
of the guy's van when suddenly the girl,being kinky,
yells out:whip me whip me..
The guy obviously docent have any whips to hand.But not wanting to pass up this opportunity, he has a idea.opening the window he snaps the off the antenna from his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in ecstasy.
A week later 'the girl notices the welts from the whipping sessions are starting to fester'so she visits the dtrs. tels him how it happened.
Nodding his head knowingly, the drt exclaims: i thought so.In all my years as a doctor, this is the worst case of van aerial disease i've ever seen.
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A young couple making passionate love in the back
of the guy's van when suddenly the girl,being kinky,
yells out:whip me whip me..
The guy obviously docent have any whips to hand.But not wanting to pass up this opportunity, he has a idea.opening the window he snaps the off the antenna from his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in ecstasy.
A week later 'the girl notices the welts from the whipping sessions are starting to fester'so she visits the dtrs. tels him how it happened.
Nodding his head knowingly, the drt exclaims: i thought so.In all my years as a doctor, this is the worst case of van aerial disease i've ever seen.
of the guy's van when suddenly the girl,being kinky,
yells out:whip me whip me..
The guy obviously docent have any whips to hand.But not wanting to pass up this opportunity, he has a idea.opening the window he snaps the off the antenna from his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in ecstasy.
A week later 'the girl notices the welts from the whipping sessions are starting to fester'so she visits the dtrs. tels him how it happened.
Nodding his head knowingly, the drt exclaims: i thought so.In all my years as a doctor, this is the worst case of van aerial disease i've ever seen.
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