bars open what you having?
Jul 18th 2007, 6:40 am
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Jul 18th 2007, 6:42 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
well Sarab40...did you ..go on did you.....what was it like
Jul 18th 2007, 6:42 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive,
expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife
how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does
look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what
it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight,
she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with
a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.
"There's no charge," he says.
"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
exquisite blue suit!" she says.
"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size
was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was
wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded
him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said
it made no difference as long as he looked nice.
"So I just switched the heads."
expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife
how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does
look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what
it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight,
she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with
a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.
"There's no charge," he says.
"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
exquisite blue suit!" she says.
"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size
was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was
wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded
him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said
it made no difference as long as he looked nice.
"So I just switched the heads."
Jul 18th 2007, 6:42 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
Scott needs a poem for his eight thousanth post
shall i oblige him? I'm not better than most
Very often willing but this time I grin
I'm sticking my tongue out to leave you in a spin
shall i oblige him? I'm not better than most
Very often willing but this time I grin
I'm sticking my tongue out to leave you in a spin
Jul 18th 2007, 6:42 am
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Jul 18th 2007, 6:43 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive,
expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife
how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does
look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what
it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight,
she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with
a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.
"There's no charge," he says.
"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
exquisite blue suit!" she says.
"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size
was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was
wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded
him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said
it made no difference as long as he looked nice.
"So I just switched the heads."
expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife
how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does
look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what
it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight,
she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with
a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.
"There's no charge," he says.
"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
exquisite blue suit!" she says.
"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size
was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was
wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded
him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said
it made no difference as long as he looked nice.
"So I just switched the heads."
ooooo scott.....that's sick, but funny....
Jul 18th 2007, 6:44 am
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does he taste good?
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