The BE Barbie Twelve Days of Christmas
Dec 11th 2013, 12:10 pm
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Re: The BE Barbie Twelve Days of Christmas
On the 9th day of Christmas ....
9 tubes of Pringles Prawn Cocktail flavour, 8 Lovely Aunt Effles' Eccles cakes...and a Rowntree's tube of Fruit Pastilles... all priced at 10 pence for 4, get one free (the other free next time with a receipt...or something similar), 7 scantily clad women fanning me with palm leaves while (me) drinking beer, 6 days of snow, 5 Irn Bruuuuuuuu's, 4 bottles of cider , 3 English choccie bars, 2 Scots piping whilst eating salt and vinegar chips which they shared, and an unsmoked gammon joint in a pear tree.
9 tubes of Pringles Prawn Cocktail flavour, 8 Lovely Aunt Effles' Eccles cakes...and a Rowntree's tube of Fruit Pastilles... all priced at 10 pence for 4, get one free (the other free next time with a receipt...or something similar), 7 scantily clad women fanning me with palm leaves while (me) drinking beer, 6 days of snow, 5 Irn Bruuuuuuuu's, 4 bottles of cider , 3 English choccie bars, 2 Scots piping whilst eating salt and vinegar chips which they shared, and an unsmoked gammon joint in a pear tree.
10 cadburys cream Eggs
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Dec 11th 2013, 11:19 pm
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the full version! 
Dec 12th 2013, 2:49 am
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Dec 12th 2013, 9:51 am
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Re: The BE Barbie Twelve Days of Christmas
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
11 crates of Stella at £12 a crate
10 cadburys cream Eggs, 9 tubes of Pringles Prawn Cocktail flavour, 8 Lovely Aunt Effles' Eccles cakes...and a Rowntree's tube of Fruit Pastilles... all priced at 10 pence for 4, get one free (the other free next time with a receipt...or something similar), 7 scantily clad women fanning me with palm leaves while (me) drinking beer, 6 days of snow, 5 Irn Bruuuuuuuu's, 4 bottles of cider , 3 English choccie bars, 2 Scots piping whilst eating salt and vinegar chips which they shared, and an unsmoked gammon joint in a pear tree.
11 crates of Stella at £12 a crate
10 cadburys cream Eggs, 9 tubes of Pringles Prawn Cocktail flavour, 8 Lovely Aunt Effles' Eccles cakes...and a Rowntree's tube of Fruit Pastilles... all priced at 10 pence for 4, get one free (the other free next time with a receipt...or something similar), 7 scantily clad women fanning me with palm leaves while (me) drinking beer, 6 days of snow, 5 Irn Bruuuuuuuu's, 4 bottles of cider , 3 English choccie bars, 2 Scots piping whilst eating salt and vinegar chips which they shared, and an unsmoked gammon joint in a pear tree.
Dec 12th 2013, 9:52 am
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Re: The BE Barbie Twelve Days of Christmas
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
11 crates of Stella at £12 a crate
10 cadburys cream Eggs, 9 tubes of Pringles Prawn Cocktail flavour, 8 Lovely Aunt Effles' Eccles cakes...and a Rowntree's tube of Fruit Pastilles... all priced at 10 pence for 4, get one free (the other free next time with a receipt...or something similar), 7 scantily clad women fanning me with palm leaves while (me) drinking beer, 6 days of snow, 5 Irn Bruuuuuuuu's, 4 bottles of cider , 3 English choccie bars, 2 Scots piping whilst eating salt and vinegar chips which they shared, and an unsmoked gammon joint in a pear tree.
11 crates of Stella at £12 a crate
10 cadburys cream Eggs, 9 tubes of Pringles Prawn Cocktail flavour, 8 Lovely Aunt Effles' Eccles cakes...and a Rowntree's tube of Fruit Pastilles... all priced at 10 pence for 4, get one free (the other free next time with a receipt...or something similar), 7 scantily clad women fanning me with palm leaves while (me) drinking beer, 6 days of snow, 5 Irn Bruuuuuuuu's, 4 bottles of cider , 3 English choccie bars, 2 Scots piping whilst eating salt and vinegar chips which they shared, and an unsmoked gammon joint in a pear tree.
Dec 12th 2013, 10:00 am
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Dec 12th 2013, 1:13 pm
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Re: The BE Barbie Twelve Days of Christmas
On the 12th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 huge bags of Twigltes,
11 crates of Stella at £12 a crate
10 cadburys cream Eggs, 9 tubes of Pringles Prawn Cocktail flavour, 8 Lovely Aunt Effles' Eccles cakes...and a Rowntree's tube of Fruit Pastilles... all priced at 10 pence for 4, get one free (the other free next time with a receipt...or something similar), 7 scantily clad women fanning me with palm leaves while (me) drinking beer, 6 days of snow, 5 Irn Bruuuuuuuu's, 4 bottles of cider , 3 English choccie bars, 2 Scots piping whilst eating salt and vinegar chips which they shared, and an unsmoked gammon joint in a pear tree.
11 crates of Stella at £12 a crate
10 cadburys cream Eggs, 9 tubes of Pringles Prawn Cocktail flavour, 8 Lovely Aunt Effles' Eccles cakes...and a Rowntree's tube of Fruit Pastilles... all priced at 10 pence for 4, get one free (the other free next time with a receipt...or something similar), 7 scantily clad women fanning me with palm leaves while (me) drinking beer, 6 days of snow, 5 Irn Bruuuuuuuu's, 4 bottles of cider , 3 English choccie bars, 2 Scots piping whilst eating salt and vinegar chips which they shared, and an unsmoked gammon joint in a pear tree.
Dec 12th 2013, 1:14 pm
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Re: The BE Barbie Twelve Days of Christmas
And the second round with no food or drink allowed.........
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me .......
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me .......
Dec 12th 2013, 8:50 pm
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Dec 13th 2013, 3:45 am
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Re: The BE Barbie Twelve Days of Christmas
a drop bear shooting taser and a drop bear in a eucalypt scented pear tree.
Dec 13th 2013, 4:19 am
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Re: The BE Barbie Twelve Days of Christmas
dammit... you could have had 3 Australian wickets before lunch on the first day of the perth test..... if only you had been quicker!
Dec 13th 2013, 6:38 am
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Dec 13th 2013, 7:10 am
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