Clippy

2) Funniest poster - Oooh erm... Aston/Scott

3) Funniest poster - Sheffsparky/Tiddlypom

5) Biggest "Aussie" - Wendy Moneypen

6) Nicest poster - Gedge/Asher/Curly

7) Lifetime Achievement Award - Wendy, surely!

8) I would – Male - I'm not answering that one

9) I would – Female - nor that one

10) Most Predictable Poster - I can't think of one for this

Clippy

Ah I've just thought, for number 9 I really ought to put my facebook wife Funkey Monkey. Oh actually I've got two, I'm Facebook married to Curly too, so both of them would be number 9

I'm cheating with more than one for each question aren't I

Funkey Monkey

Ooh thank you Clippies, and I really don't mind you cheating on me. The more the merrier...

Clippy

I did have three, but the third divorced me when she found out about the others

worzel

1) Funniest thread - Anything smutty at 10pm on a Saturday night

2) Funniest poster - Male Deadmeat / Vim Fuego

3) Funniest poster - Female - Northernbird for getting straight to the point. Nightnurse similarly

5) Biggest "Aussie" Badge, of course. I'd nominate myself in this category too in the namby pamby desk jockey sub-category

6) Nicest poster Aston Man; never has a cross word to say about anyone or anything.

7) Lifetime Achievement Award Timber Floor Au for going away for so long then coming back so prolific

8) I would – Male I will buy Badge a beer back. I'd also like a drink with the same guys he mentioned

9) I would – Female I had better say Thpinkpussycat or I will be in hot water.

10) Most Predictable Poster Aston Man again. For once, please, come on here ranting and raving and upset a few people. No one can be that damn nice surely?

11) Most like to give a hug to Tiddly Pom - I seem to have less idea than most what has been going on (cos I keep putting my foot in it) but she sounds nice and in need of some TLC

12) Most like to see make a return ABC Diamond - knew everything about everything

Kapri

Funniest thread Farideh's toilet thread

2) Funniest poster - Male Deadmeat / Vim Fuego

3) Funniest poster - Female - Professional princess - hilarious

5) Biggest "Aussie" Badge - for finding his ideal Aussie lifestyle
6) Nicest poster Asher - she's friendly and funny

7) Lifetime Achievement Award Pollyana - for working hard behind the scenes, doing a tough job and always being fair

8) I would – Male Could all you blokes send me a picture please

9) I would – Female There are loads of girls I'd like to have a girls night out with. Can't choose one.
10) Most Predictable Poster Predictably I'm going to say Badge

Shakmaty

Weirdstone

Thankyou Fraser for my Lifetime Achievement Nomination.... but it seems as though I've been forgotten in here compared to other years

moneypenny20

1) Funniest thread Need to research this one. Nothing comes to mind at the moment

2) Funniest poster - Male Vim

3) Funniest poster - Female Need to think about this one too.

5) Biggest "Aussie" Pollyana

6) Nicest poster Wendy

7) Lifetime Achievement Award PaulandNic

8) I would – Male Like I'm telling anyone that

9) I would – Female Tiddly

10) Most Predictable Poster Not answering this one, it's easier to just ignore them

Weirdstone

1) Funniest thread - The one where the woman with the speeding ticket moaned about it for months...brilliant

2) Funniest poster - Male - Vim ...he's great...so dry !

3) Funniest poster - Female - Rosscov

5) Biggest "Aussie" - Badge ...but mainly 'cause he thinks it

6) Nicest poster - Asher

7) Lifetime Achievement Award - Ray ...he posts mainly in the Lounge, but goes round all the forums

8) I would – Male - the man that I have for the last 16 years

9) I would – Female - Would what??

10) Most Predictable Poster
- Vash ...you just know he is going to copy and paste !

Timber Floor Au

COmpassion and Organisation Award - Soapy
Most helpful and with Humour Award - Polly
Most liquid consuming award - Bobbyftm
Most Alexis Sayle Humour Award - Vim Fuego
Chick who should have a Dick award - Tiddlypom
Funniest female Award - Princesswhatsherface
FUnniest Male Award - Aston who also gets my coveted most IRREVELANT THREAD AWARD
Driest Humour Award - Crest57

And Hunkiest well hung Aussie award - ME

Pollyana

Poster with best imagination - Moneypen

Clippy

Oh yeah, someone said Ransi for funniest female, I forgot about H she's too quiet in here these days. I'd like to add her though to my nominations for funniest female, she always makes me choke on my coffee

TiddlyPom

Chick who should have a dick?

Yes, let's just add it to the balls I already have.

The Bloke

Skyte!!