Check your till receipt next time you order a breezer...

I'd send you some K, but I've just sent some for another thread.

Absolutely brilliant. PMSL

Brilliant and so typically Aussie

thats about right love! The aussies have got your number!

sweet! can you go back and order a cocktail?

cheeky mare!
I'll remember that next time I'm at the bar, you can buy your own.
Anyhow twasn't my receipt, but if it was, I was drinking the Super Can? sounds much more macho.

They probably only have a 2 button till...
1. Beer
2. Poofters drink

can you at least ask for a cherry on top of your beer? (and mobile camera their response)

Yer 'avin' a giraffe int'cha?
You want me to 'op on a plane to Bungleburrabum and order a pigs ear wif a cherry in it?

me me me - anyone would think i asked you to order a A Thumb In The Ass

1 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps

1 oz. Cinnamon Schnapps

1 oz. Peach Schnapps

1 oz. Peppermint Schnapps

1 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

'...and one for yerself' would go down really well.

You can take your thumb and suck it.

Lol you had me worried then boss, I thought you was complaining about not being able to get a bacardi breezer :scared:

I've never actually seen a bloke drinking a bacardi breezer in public - round here men drink pints and so do the ladies lol

Talking of which it's 99p a pint tonight

Well I have vaguely recall buying a couple of waat'emel'on breeezers to keep me company on the long walk back from the pub after having a skinfull of beer.
Enjoy your 99p pints (takes me back to student days) cos there'll be none of that when the footie kicks off.

Lol, you should keep that to yourself boss

Well I'm way too old to be a student but I'm not too old for cheap beer!

I shall be tee total for footie boss honest........

That is brilliant. Do they deliver