Are Aussie thiefs stupid?
Nov 1st 2007, 8:54 am
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Are Aussie thiefs stupid?
Listening to the news today...
Sydney..
A fella breaks into a GPS suppliers warehouse..
Steals 3 gps systems, a pc system, and loads of other bits n bobs...
He makes a clean get away..
However the company, he stole from, actually, sell the GPS systems for transport companies, so head office can locate their drivers...
A hour or so later, the thief, hooks the gps system upto his car...
Within MINUTES cops race to the house and arrest him...
PMSL !!! I giggled like a wet fart in a breeze when i heard this, and heard he had a blank look on his face as if to say... HOW DIDYA CATCH ME YA MONGRELS
Sydney..
A fella breaks into a GPS suppliers warehouse..
Steals 3 gps systems, a pc system, and loads of other bits n bobs...
He makes a clean get away..
However the company, he stole from, actually, sell the GPS systems for transport companies, so head office can locate their drivers...
A hour or so later, the thief, hooks the gps system upto his car...
Within MINUTES cops race to the house and arrest him...
PMSL !!! I giggled like a wet fart in a breeze when i heard this, and heard he had a blank look on his face as if to say... HOW DIDYA CATCH ME YA MONGRELS
Nov 1st 2007, 8:56 am
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Re: Are Aussie thiefs stupid?
I believe all theives are possibly lacking brain cells... 
Nov 1st 2007, 9:03 am
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Re: Are Aussie thiefs stupid?
PMSL 
There was a robbery over here a while ago, and the guy smashed through the shop window in his car - he managed to get away but forgot his number plate which had fallen off as he drove through the window
There was a robbery over here a while ago, and the guy smashed through the shop window in his car - he managed to get away but forgot his number plate which had fallen off as he drove through the window
Nov 1st 2007, 11:31 am
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Nov 1st 2007, 1:04 pm
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Nov 1st 2007, 10:58 pm
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Re: Are Aussie thiefs stupid?
I heard about two more in almost the same category.
1. one broke into a camera store and checked a display camera by taking picture of himself, liked it so took a few boxed ones, left the display camera with his pic in the shop.
2. A bit grimmer one. A week or so ago one broke into a house through the window, slipped and cut his throat on the glass.
1. one broke into a camera store and checked a display camera by taking picture of himself, liked it so took a few boxed ones, left the display camera with his pic in the shop.
2. A bit grimmer one. A week or so ago one broke into a house through the window, slipped and cut his throat on the glass.
Nov 1st 2007, 11:04 pm
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Re: Are Aussie thiefs stupid?
Thats almost as good as they guy who stept in wet paint while breaking into a house, the police just followed the foot prints to his house 
Listening to the news today...
Sydney..
A fella breaks into a GPS suppliers warehouse..
Steals 3 gps systems, a pc system, and loads of other bits n bobs...
He makes a clean get away..
However the company, he stole from, actually, sell the GPS systems for transport companies, so head office can locate their drivers...
A hour or so later, the thief, hooks the gps system upto his car...
Within MINUTES cops race to the house and arrest him...
PMSL !!! I giggled like a wet fart in a breeze when i heard this, and heard he had a blank look on his face as if to say... HOW DIDYA CATCH ME YA MONGRELS
Sydney..
A fella breaks into a GPS suppliers warehouse..
Steals 3 gps systems, a pc system, and loads of other bits n bobs...
He makes a clean get away..
However the company, he stole from, actually, sell the GPS systems for transport companies, so head office can locate their drivers...
A hour or so later, the thief, hooks the gps system upto his car...
Within MINUTES cops race to the house and arrest him...
PMSL !!! I giggled like a wet fart in a breeze when i heard this, and heard he had a blank look on his face as if to say... HOW DIDYA CATCH ME YA MONGRELS
Nov 2nd 2007, 1:12 am
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Re: Are Aussie thiefs stupid?
there was an attempted car jacking in Sydney (sometime in the last year) and she did not get very far as she did not know how to operate a manual car 
Nov 2nd 2007, 1:50 am
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Re: Are Aussie thiefs stupid?
haha some dick head stole our car back in the UK, drive it in a circle and hit a wall becuase the steering lock was on 
Nov 2nd 2007, 2:45 am
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