View Poll Results: fellas, who gets your flag pole up?

Aussie women

36.00%

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8.00%

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Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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Mar 3rd 2011, 12:38 pm

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scottishcelts

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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Originally Posted by Deancm_MKII

Obviously more than you...

I'd pay to see a stand up show between you both.

Now,let's see, which part of England are you both from? North or South?

That should define who is funnier. Easy.

Mar 3rd 2011, 12:40 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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I've just found a plot lying around on the floor. Has someone lost it?

I'm going to nick that!

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Originally Posted by unfair dinkum

from what I've seen, I agree with the sturdily built part -if by that you mean morbidly obese with an arse you could use as a tray, complete with a face like the side of a bus

I was primarily talking about the fit ones

Mar 3rd 2011, 12:43 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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I'd pay to see a stand up show between you both.

As long as it takes place in a boxing ring...

Mar 3rd 2011, 12:45 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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Yeah and with any old hasbeen trollop.

Perhaps these wimmen who trot off abroad fancy a wee bit of exotic pleasure and prefer to be choosy.

Take out the Perhaps and you have the nail on the head.

Mar 3rd 2011, 12:51 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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Yeah and with any old hasbeen trollop.

Perhaps these wimmen who trot off abroad fancy a wee bit of exotic pleasure and prefer to be choosy.

Choosy? Within 12 hours?

Mar 3rd 2011, 12:55 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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Perhaps these wimmen who trot off abroad fancy a wee bit of exotic pleasure and prefer to be choosy.

There's a lot to be said for it, I wouldn't have an Aussie passport otherwise.

Mar 3rd 2011, 1:02 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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Choosy? Within 12 hours?

I would imagine there are lots to choose from.

Mar 3rd 2011, 1:33 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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As long as it takes place in a boxing ring...

Why, it'd only be me standing up

Mar 3rd 2011, 2:57 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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There's a lot to be said for it, I wouldn't have an Aussie passport otherwise.

She flew all that way and ended up in Chatham???

Mar 3rd 2011, 3:02 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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She flew all that way and ended up in Chatham???

She was into the new fad of 'war zone' tourism

We met in Cyprus actually on an organised walking holiday ... fantastic couple of weeks which I spent mostly trying to chat up another of the group.

Get up, have breakfast, long scenic walk, drink, drink, drink, sleep ... and repeat

(edit) I forget to mention the tasty dinners

Oh to do THAT again ...

Mar 3rd 2011, 4:35 pm

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Re: Aussie chicks! I'd give 'em one (vote)

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We met in Cyprus actually on an organised walking holiday ... fantastic couple of weeks which I spent mostly trying to chat up another of the group.

I met TheOriginalMrDreamy on a sailing instructor's course in Kielder (not quite Cyprus, but hey ho)

At the end of the week, he asked me for my phone number. Me, being young and naive, asked him why he wanted it.

'Cos I don't stand a chance with your mate' was his answer.

God knows how I ended up marrying him