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Old May 17th 2012, 2:11 am
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Originally Posted by MadMuvva
WTF is Mommy Porn? Sounds contradiction in terms.
I could post some links but they would probably get me banned
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Old May 17th 2012, 2:55 pm
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Finished it, it was crap after all I heard about it. She rolls her eyes and he cocks his head for about half of the book the rest of the time they are ****ing that's it not much of a story really.... But what kind of porn does?
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Old May 17th 2012, 3:10 pm
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The LAST thing I think about Whilst... Well.... Whatever.... Is being a Mommy FFS!

Hence the four kids

Whats "mommy porn" about anyway? adult sized diapers and breast feeding?

YEUCH!
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Old May 17th 2012, 9:53 pm
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Originally Posted by Kelli28
Finished it, it was crap after all I heard about it. She rolls her eyes and he cocks his head for about half of the book the rest of the time they are ****ing that's it not much of a story really.... But what kind of porn does?
I just got depressed by how many times they managed it. Was going to write more but didn't want to spoil anything. Just SO not realistic. Was an easy read for the end of a busy day though.
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Old May 18th 2012, 12:30 pm
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Yummy Mummy? Geez, those women aren't real. Slummy Mummy - that's me and my friends. Screeching up to the school at the last minute, tracky pants on, no shower (no time), then back to clear up the detritus of breakfast and have the shower. Look around the house at the mess/dirt and think 'sod it' and go out and leave it.
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Old May 18th 2012, 8:25 pm
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Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack
Yummy mummies are very sexy....

Anyone can be yummy intheir 20s - sustaining that into your 40s takes a special kind of woman
Yummy mummy? I ****ing hate that expression!

And no, not "anyone" in their 20s can be (vomit) yummy. My neice, the single parent to 3 boys whose husband walked out when she developed a brain tumor is hardly "yummy" in her 20s. She's tired, desperately poor and physically exhausted. That to me is a special woman. Not some 40 year old who spends the day with the nanny looking after her children so she can go to the gym or have her nails done.

Jesus you infuriate me Badge. You're such an incredible idiot!
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Originally Posted by Dorothy
Yummy mummy? I ****ing hate that expression!

And no, not "anyone" in their 20s can be (vomit) yummy. My neice, the single parent to 3 boys whose husband walked out when she developed a brain tumor is hardly "yummy" in her 20s. She's tired, desperately poor and physically exhausted. That to me is a special woman. Not some 40 year old who spends the day with the nanny looking after her children so she can go to the gym or have her nails done.

Jesus you infuriate me Badge. You're such an incredible idiot!
Would you "MILF" less offensive?
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Old May 19th 2012, 8:09 am
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Originally Posted by Kelli28
he cocks his head for about half of the book
That's an unusual place for it?..
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Old May 19th 2012, 8:34 am
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Originally Posted by Dorothy
Yummy mummy? I ****ing hate that expression!

And no, not "anyone" in their 20s can be (vomit) yummy. My neice, the single parent to 3 boys whose husband walked out when she developed a brain tumor is hardly "yummy" in her 20s. She's tired, desperately poor and physically exhausted. That to me is a special woman. Not some 40 year old who spends the day with the nanny looking after her children so she can go to the gym or have her nails done.

Jesus you infuriate me Badge. You're such an incredible idiot!
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Old May 19th 2012, 11:43 am
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Originally Posted by EvannTel
Would you "MILF" less offensive?
No. I hate all those stupid acronyms for women (and men). I find them degrading.
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Old May 19th 2012, 1:41 pm
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Originally Posted by EvannTel
Would you "MILF" less offensive?
Mother In Law ****able?
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Old May 19th 2012, 1:48 pm
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Originally Posted by eddie007
Mother In Law ****able?
No, 'Mother I'd Like to ****'
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Old May 19th 2012, 1:50 pm
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Originally Posted by mikelincs
No, 'Mother I'd Like to ****'
That should be MIWLTF ......FFS
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Old May 19th 2012, 1:50 pm
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Originally Posted by eddie007
That should be MIWLTF ......FFS
In your case it should be GILF!
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Old May 19th 2012, 1:51 pm
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Originally Posted by northernbird
In your case it should be GILF!
G. ????????


Now i am confused
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