jazzys

And therefore lose weight, i can feel a new book coming on moneypenny

jazzys

moneypenny20

I'm the sort of person who pisses people off (you didn't know that did you ). I lost 7+ kgs between the beginning of December and the end of Feb and have no idea why, ate normally, or more so because of Christmas, did little or no exercise and it's all gone from my tummy bum and thighs. Friends hate me

I could have a whole set of books out. Confuse the hell out of people

sonlymewalter

I'm just jesting mate

Enjoy your elderberries and straw diet mate. I'm sure you'll be as fit as a fiddle after that lot

No, they're yummy

moneypenny20

But you're not the full shilling, so what do you know

jazzys

Still on the taties marra, i have cut the 4 weetabix on a morning out though. Just to see if it makes a difference

Jazzys

sonlymewalter

Ahhh but you see MP...that's a pre-requisite to writing a diet book

Elderberries with straw and cream anyone

sonlymewalter

It will.

Means you wont have a good crap for weeks

moneypenny20

What's taken their place? Elderberries, Straw and cream?

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sonlymewalter

OK, my eyes are bluey green and bloodshot from being pished half the time.

Which one do i go for?

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