Am I Turning Aussie?!
Aug 3rd 2007, 1:15 pm
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Am I Turning Aussie?!
Adam's at the pub and I've just baked cookies 
And I'm drinking juice (with no Vodka....)
HELP!!!!
And I'm drinking juice (with no Vodka....)
HELP!!!!
Aug 3rd 2007, 1:18 pm
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Re: Am I Turning Aussie?!
Hi ya,
Are they chocolate chip?
Cheers, Cranky.
Are they chocolate chip?
Cheers, Cranky.
Aug 3rd 2007, 1:27 pm
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Aug 3rd 2007, 1:28 pm
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Aug 3rd 2007, 1:52 pm
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Re: Am I Turning Aussie?!
No problem with them being burnt, you should see my wifes cooking - the only person I know who can burn gravy
Cranky.
Cranky.
Aug 3rd 2007, 1:59 pm
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Re: Am I Turning Aussie?!
That depends...
If you answered yes to any of the above, then yes, you are.
- Are you smiling vaguely at everyone while wishing them a nice day and not meaning it?
- Are you walking around the shops in bare feet like a dirty b***ard?
- Are you eating beetroot with every meal?
- Do you prefer over-sugary, milky lard as your cadbury's chocolate?
- Do you mispronounce 'maroon', 'marone'?
- Have you got a mullet?
- Is "throwing a sickie" becoming a fundamental part of your working week now?
- Have you got a chip on your shoulder?
- and finally, are you becoming a touchy bugger whenever anyone dares to criticise God's own Australia?
If you answered yes to any of the above, then yes, you are.
Aug 3rd 2007, 5:45 pm
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Aug 3rd 2007, 10:22 pm
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Aug 3rd 2007, 10:31 pm
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Re: Am I Turning Aussie?!
That depends...
If you answered yes to any of the above, then yes, you are.
- Are you smiling vaguely at everyone while wishing them a nice day and not meaning it?
- Are you walking around the shops in bare feet like a dirty b***ard?
- Are you eating beetroot with every meal?
- Do you prefer over-sugary, milky lard as your cadbury's chocolate?
- Do you mispronounce 'maroon', 'marone'?
- Have you got a mullet?
- Is "throwing a sickie" becoming a fundamental part of your working week now?
- Have you got a chip on your shoulder?
- and finally, are you becoming a touchy bugger whenever anyone dares to criticise God's own Australia?
If you answered yes to any of the above, then yes, you are.
Aug 4th 2007, 9:50 am
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Re: Am I Turning Aussie?!
Aug 4th 2007, 11:41 am
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Re: Am I Turning Aussie?!
That depends...
If you answered yes to any of the above, then yes, you are.
- Are you smiling vaguely at everyone while wishing them a nice day and not meaning it?
- Are you walking around the shops in bare feet like a dirty b***ard?
- Are you eating beetroot with every meal?
- Do you prefer over-sugary, milky lard as your cadbury's chocolate?
- Do you mispronounce 'maroon', 'marone'?
- Have you got a mullet?
- Is "throwing a sickie" becoming a fundamental part of your working week now?
- Have you got a chip on your shoulder?
- and finally, are you becoming a touchy bugger whenever anyone dares to criticise God's own Australia?
If you answered yes to any of the above, then yes, you are.
Aug 5th 2007, 11:15 am
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Re: Am I Turning Aussie?!
Well i must be on my way to becoming an Aussie:
1 i love tomato suace with all my savoury pastries (pies, sausage rolls etc)
2 i love beetroot especially on my burgers
3 i call worktops, benchtops(pointed out to me the other day by my hubby)
4 i say light globe instead of lightbulb
5 i call sweets "lollies"
6 I quite often say chips instead of crisps
7 The local RSL feels like my 2nd home
8 i can be quite often found moaning about the price of petrol(18 mths ago couldn't understand what the problem was as it seemed cheap compared with the UK)
If i am becoming more Aussie what is the problem i love the Aussie way of life and that is why i have emigrated here .
Poshrice Turning Aussie and proud of it
1 i love tomato suace with all my savoury pastries (pies, sausage rolls etc)
2 i love beetroot especially on my burgers
3 i call worktops, benchtops(pointed out to me the other day by my hubby)
4 i say light globe instead of lightbulb
5 i call sweets "lollies"
6 I quite often say chips instead of crisps
7 The local RSL feels like my 2nd home
8 i can be quite often found moaning about the price of petrol(18 mths ago couldn't understand what the problem was as it seemed cheap compared with the UK)
If i am becoming more Aussie what is the problem i love the Aussie way of life and that is why i have emigrated here .
Poshrice Turning Aussie and proud of it
Aug 5th 2007, 2:57 pm
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Re: Am I Turning Aussie?!
That depends...
If you answered yes to any of the above, then yes, you are.
- Are you smiling vaguely at everyone while wishing them a nice day and not meaning it?
- Are you walking around the shops in bare feet like a dirty b***ard?
- Are you eating beetroot with every meal?
- Do you prefer over-sugary, milky lard as your cadbury's chocolate?
- Do you mispronounce 'maroon', 'marone'?
- Have you got a mullet?
- Is "throwing a sickie" becoming a fundamental part of your working week now?
- Have you got a chip on your shoulder?
- and finally, are you becoming a touchy bugger whenever anyone dares to criticise God's own Australia?
If you answered yes to any of the above, then yes, you are.
- you are deffo an Aussie then ....because you sure do have a chip on your shoulder