Cheetah7

I saw three ships



I saw three boys come marching in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
Flashing their bits and poking the quims
On Christmas Day in the morning.

And who were those boys - show me all three,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
Using their guns to soak Kapri,
On Christmas Day in the morning?

Wendy and Kapri were there,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
Wendy and Kapri in their underwear,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

Princess beat them on the head,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
She smacked them up with a loaf of bread,
On Christmas Day in the morning?

On they went and cut their fringe,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
Aston Man he chopped some minge,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

The BE boys their balls shall ring,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
With each testicle the girls shall bring,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

And all the girls in the Barbie will sing,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
ThePinkPussycat has meat to bring,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

Aston and Bordy are playing dumb,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
Grayling went and told his Mum,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

Then let us be friends today,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
There are plenty of smutty games to play,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

Ozzidoc

I think that you should become a writer for one of the TV comedy shows or a radio show!!!
You are amazing