Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Dec 13th 2007, 11:03 pm
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Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
This is all in good fun, no offence meant - I thought we could take traditional xmas carols and change them 'BE' style.
Hark the herald Fluffy sings
"Find Bixie and make him King"
Peace on Expats at this time
Pollyana opens the wine"
Joyful, as Tiddlypom plays
Join in the fun and make way
With the angelic host Wendy:
"Princess stands on a chair to see"
Hark! Fluffy sings
"The British Expat party begins!"
The time of year where noone fights
Last one out turn off the lights
Gobbyjock turns up for a drink
Margaret and Herrchook puke in the sink
The beer is flowing, Sue is proud
Soapy and Bordy are very loud
What a party we can tell
Bixie can be our Emmanuel
Hark! The herald Fluffy sings
"Let's make Bixie the BE King!"
Isn't it nice and aren't we happy!
Sitting down and drinking beer!
Some are waiting for their visas
Some sit by and wait to cheer
Dorothy and JAJ have started to cry
The visas are falling from the sky
The Lombard shouts for all he's worth
It's like a mini visa birth
Hark! The herald Fluffy sings
"Let's make Bixie the BE King!"
Hark the herald Fluffy sings
"Find Bixie and make him King"
Peace on Expats at this time
Pollyana opens the wine"
Joyful, as Tiddlypom plays
Join in the fun and make way
With the angelic host Wendy:
"Princess stands on a chair to see"
Hark! Fluffy sings
"The British Expat party begins!"
The time of year where noone fights
Last one out turn off the lights
Gobbyjock turns up for a drink
Margaret and Herrchook puke in the sink
The beer is flowing, Sue is proud
Soapy and Bordy are very loud
What a party we can tell
Bixie can be our Emmanuel
Hark! The herald Fluffy sings
"Let's make Bixie the BE King!"
Isn't it nice and aren't we happy!
Sitting down and drinking beer!
Some are waiting for their visas
Some sit by and wait to cheer
Dorothy and JAJ have started to cry
The visas are falling from the sky
The Lombard shouts for all he's worth
It's like a mini visa birth
Hark! The herald Fluffy sings
"Let's make Bixie the BE King!"
Dec 13th 2007, 11:22 pm
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
This is all in good fun, no offence meant - I thought we could take traditional xmas carols and change them 'BE' style.
Hark the herald Fluffy sings
"Find Bixie and make him King"
Peace on Expats at this time
Pollyana opens the wine"
Joyful, as Tiddlypom plays
Join in the fun and make way
With the angelic host Wendy:
"Princess stands on a chair to see"
Hark! Fluffy sings
"The British Expat party begins!"
The time of year where noone fights
Last one out turn off the lights
Gobbyjock turns up for a drink
Margaret and Herrchook puke in the sink
The beer is flowing, Sue is proud
Soapy and Bordy are very loud
What a party we can tell
Bixie can be our Emmanuel
Hark! The herald Fluffy sings
"Let's make Bixie the BE King!"
Isn't it nice and aren't we happy!
Sitting down and drinking beer!
Some are waiting for their visas
Some sit by and wait to cheer
Dorothy and JAJ have started to cry
The visas are falling from the sky
The Lombard shouts for all he's worth
It's like a mini visa birth
Hark! The herald Fluffy sings
"Let's make Bixie the BE King!"
Hark the herald Fluffy sings
"Find Bixie and make him King"
Peace on Expats at this time
Pollyana opens the wine"
Joyful, as Tiddlypom plays
Join in the fun and make way
With the angelic host Wendy:
"Princess stands on a chair to see"
Hark! Fluffy sings
"The British Expat party begins!"
The time of year where noone fights
Last one out turn off the lights
Gobbyjock turns up for a drink
Margaret and Herrchook puke in the sink
The beer is flowing, Sue is proud
Soapy and Bordy are very loud
What a party we can tell
Bixie can be our Emmanuel
Hark! The herald Fluffy sings
"Let's make Bixie the BE King!"
Isn't it nice and aren't we happy!
Sitting down and drinking beer!
Some are waiting for their visas
Some sit by and wait to cheer
Dorothy and JAJ have started to cry
The visas are falling from the sky
The Lombard shouts for all he's worth
It's like a mini visa birth
Hark! The herald Fluffy sings
"Let's make Bixie the BE King!"
Looked n looked for TIMBER but , guess thatll be some red neck monty python song i will be in that you MAY do at some point pmsl..
Dec 13th 2007, 11:46 pm
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Dec 13th 2007, 11:55 pm
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Silent night, a peaceful night
All is calm, no forum fights
Soapy's a virgin or so he says
Timber Floor has gone out to play
Sue Admin makes some cakes
While Ozzidoc stays awake
Santa will come, don't tell your Mum
To give out some toys, even the boys
Yells will be heard from forums afar
Princess will shout 'Where the **** is my bra'
Pollyana will cry
Pollyana will cry
Silent night, it's a special night
The boys are flicking lumps of dog shite
Wendy makes some knickers with lace
Aston Man slaps JAJ round the face
It's Christmas night on BE
It's Christmas night on BE
All is calm, no forum fights
Soapy's a virgin or so he says
Timber Floor has gone out to play
Sue Admin makes some cakes
While Ozzidoc stays awake
Santa will come, don't tell your Mum
To give out some toys, even the boys
Yells will be heard from forums afar
Princess will shout 'Where the **** is my bra'
Pollyana will cry
Pollyana will cry
Silent night, it's a special night
The boys are flicking lumps of dog shite
Wendy makes some knickers with lace
Aston Man slaps JAJ round the face
It's Christmas night on BE
It's Christmas night on BE
Dec 14th 2007, 12:00 am
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Your so good, I wonder if you can squeez me in there some how, but must be hard, as I dont rhym with anything.
Dec 14th 2007, 12:00 am
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Silent night, a peaceful night
All is calm, no forum fights
Soapy's a virgin or so he says
Timber Floor has gone out to play
Sue Admin makes some cakes
While Ozzidoc stays awake
Santa will come, don't tell your Mum
To give out some toys, even the boys
Yells will be heard from forums afar
Princess will shout 'Where the **** is my bra'
Pollyana will cry
Pollyana will cry
Silent night, it's a special night
The boys are flicking lumps of dog shite
Wendy makes some knickers with lace
Aston Man slaps JAJ round the face
It's Christmas night on BE
It's Christmas night on BE
All is calm, no forum fights
Soapy's a virgin or so he says
Timber Floor has gone out to play
Sue Admin makes some cakes
While Ozzidoc stays awake
Santa will come, don't tell your Mum
To give out some toys, even the boys
Yells will be heard from forums afar
Princess will shout 'Where the **** is my bra'
Pollyana will cry
Pollyana will cry
Silent night, it's a special night
The boys are flicking lumps of dog shite
Wendy makes some knickers with lace
Aston Man slaps JAJ round the face
It's Christmas night on BE
It's Christmas night on BE
<cough, cough> wot no me
Dec 14th 2007, 12:03 am
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Silent night, a peaceful night
All is calm, no forum fights
Soapy's a virgin or so he says
Timber Floor has gone out to play
Sue Admin makes some cakes
While Ozzidoc stays awake
Santa will come, don't tell your Mum
To give out some toys, even the boys
Yells will be heard from forums afar
Princess will shout 'Where the **** is my bra'
Pollyana will cry
Pollyana will cry
Silent night, it's a special night
The boys are flicking lumps of dog shite
Wendy makes some knickers with lace
Aston Man slaps JAJ round the face
It's Christmas night on BE
It's Christmas night on BE
All is calm, no forum fights
Soapy's a virgin or so he says
Timber Floor has gone out to play
Sue Admin makes some cakes
While Ozzidoc stays awake
Santa will come, don't tell your Mum
To give out some toys, even the boys
Yells will be heard from forums afar
Princess will shout 'Where the **** is my bra'
Pollyana will cry
Pollyana will cry
Silent night, it's a special night
The boys are flicking lumps of dog shite
Wendy makes some knickers with lace
Aston Man slaps JAJ round the face
It's Christmas night on BE
It's Christmas night on BE
Dec 14th 2007, 12:06 am
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Dec 14th 2007, 12:08 am
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
(never heard of then like)
Dec 14th 2007, 12:09 am
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Deck Fluffy's balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
That should make him super jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Poor old Bordy's lost his glitter
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
It's Xmas though he won't be bitter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See Farideh in her glory,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Princess is telling the boys some stories.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow Stevo to the crapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Paul&Nic have filled their flapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Newbies can find BE rough,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Especially when they see hairymuff,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's all sing and play together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of Bixies wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Dec 14th 2007, 12:18 am
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Oh Sam.....ace.
I got my last xmas present today and you just got me in the mood for the festivities
I got my last xmas present today and you just got me in the mood for the festivities
Dec 14th 2007, 12:27 am
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Says who?
Deck Fluffy's balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
That should make him super jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Poor old Bordy's lost his glitter
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
It's Xmas though he won't be bitter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See Farideh in her glory,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Princess is telling the boys some stories.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow Stevo to the crapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Paul&Nic have filled their flapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Newbies can find BE rough,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Especially when they see hairymuff,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's all sing and play together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of Bixies wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Deck Fluffy's balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
That should make him super jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Poor old Bordy's lost his glitter
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
It's Xmas though he won't be bitter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See Farideh in her glory,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Princess is telling the boys some stories.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow Stevo to the crapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Paul&Nic have filled their flapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Newbies can find BE rough,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Especially when they see hairymuff,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's all sing and play together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of Bixies wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
i could change this line and put Soapy in, but i wont , becauce realy he a nice guy
Dec 14th 2007, 12:28 am
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
Says who?
Deck Fluffy's balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
That should make him super jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Poor old Bordy's lost his glitter
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
It's Xmas though he won't be bitter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See Farideh in her glory,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Princess is telling the boys some stories.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow Stevo to the crapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Paul&Nic have filled their flapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Newbies can find BE rough,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Especially when they see hairymuff,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's all sing and play together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of Bixies wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Deck Fluffy's balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
That should make him super jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Poor old Bordy's lost his glitter
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
It's Xmas though he won't be bitter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See Farideh in her glory,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Princess is telling the boys some stories.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow Stevo to the crapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Paul&Nic have filled their flapper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Newbies can find BE rough,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Especially when they see hairymuff,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's all sing and play together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of Bixies wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
you are brilliant
Dec 14th 2007, 12:32 am
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Re: Alternative BE Xmas Carol Thread
hark the herald angels sing
proffesional princess is a right darling.
can some carry that on?
proffesional princess is a right darling.
can some carry that on?
