A good combination of both I'd say PP

You're a woman now?
When did you have the surgery?

Well if mine is'nt the G spot I'd like to know what it is!

the bastards aren't going to take it away from me now! I am having far too much fun with mine!

But I know what really happened. Some bozo who can't find it decided to do a "study" to prove that it doesn't exist.

Yeap, that's gonna get you laid mate.

If you want one to practice with, mine's up for sale on ebay, nicely packaged up, will despatch by Express Post, no refunds

New or second hand

Second hand, but hasn't had a lot of use

I think that goes under the heading 'To Much Information'

I don't want to buy it (haven't the space to accommodate, too many ongoing projects) . . . couldn't I just rent it out at a mutually agreeable rate? . . .

Ball park figure you say? . . . I was thinking more than a dvd but less than a kayak . . . RSVP

Imagine turning round to the missus and saying,"darling .you know you said that I never buy you anything special for your birthday,well look what I got on Ebay for ya."

It's been a bit used and may be a different size but I think it will work.....

Then sitting in the pub three days later crying over his beer,telling his mate that she threw him out.Then saying he cant understand it especially as he had splashed out on a special gift.

And being told that some women are never grateful and will never be understood. Funny breed, women

We might be able to do a deal, yep I'd be wanting a bit more than a dvd - its at least worth the price of a boxed set of a whole SitCom series