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scottishcelts Jan 4th 2010 6:07 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 8219028)
I think the very idea of a bloke even trying to tell me how a woman orgasms is laughable.

Its not case of 'one size fits all' - all women are different when it comes to the 'big O' subject. Some women never experience orgasm, does that mean something is wrong or missing?

:eek:

A good combination of both I'd say PP ;)

Sally Simpson Jan 4th 2010 6:31 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8219034)
Well as I seem to manage it every time it must do. :)

You're a woman now?:eek:
When did you have the surgery?;)

livinginreality Jan 4th 2010 6:53 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 
Well if mine is'nt the G spot I'd like to know what it is!:D

iolande Jan 4th 2010 9:20 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 
the bastards aren't going to take it away from me now! I am having far too much fun with mine!

But I know what really happened. Some bozo who can't find it decided to do a "study" to prove that it doesn't exist.

Yeap, that's gonna get you laid mate.

Pollyana Jan 4th 2010 9:31 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8218936)
As a complete novice in this regard, how would one go about finding it and what, if any, equipment would be required?


P.S. My father was a miner and I've still got his old Davy lamp.

If you want one to practice with, mine's up for sale on ebay, nicely packaged up, will despatch by Express Post, no refunds :eek:

Bernieboy Jan 4th 2010 9:43 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by iolande (Post 8219586)
the bastards aren't going to take it away from me now! I am having far too much fun with mine!

But I know what really happened. Some bozo who can't find it decided to do a "study" to prove that it doesn't exist.

Yeap, that's gonna get you laid mate.

:lol:

irishbloo Jan 5th 2010 1:48 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8219605)
If you want one to practice with, mine's up for sale on ebay, nicely packaged up, will despatch by Express Post, no refunds :eek:

New or second hand:eek:

Pollyana Jan 5th 2010 3:16 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 8220054)
New or second hand:eek:

Second hand, but hasn't had a lot of use :p :eek:

moneypenny20 Jan 5th 2010 11:59 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8220222)
Second hand, but hasn't had a lot of use :p :eek:

I think that goes under the heading 'To Much Information' :D

spartacus Jan 5th 2010 2:11 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8219605)
If you want one to practice with, mine's up for sale on ebay, nicely packaged up, will despatch by Express Post, no refunds :eek:

I don't want to buy it (haven't the space to accommodate, too many ongoing projects) . . . couldn't I just rent it out at a mutually agreeable rate? . . .

Ball park figure you say? . . . I was thinking more than a dvd but less than a kayak . . . RSVP

irishbloo Jan 5th 2010 2:15 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8221948)
I don't want to buy it (haven't the space to accommodate, too many ongoing projects) . . . couldn't I just rent it out at a mutually agreeable rate? . . .

Ball park figure you say? . . . I was thinking more than a dvd but less than a kayak . . . RSVP

Imagine turning round to the missus and saying,"darling .you know you said that I never buy you anything special for your birthday,well look what I got on Ebay for ya.":rofl:

moneypenny20 Jan 5th 2010 2:16 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 8221954)
Imagine turning round to the missus and saying,"darling .you know you said that I never buy you anything special for your birthday,well look what I got on Ebay for ya.":rofl:

It's been a bit used and may be a different size but I think it will work.....:rofl:

irishbloo Jan 5th 2010 2:52 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 8221957)
It's been a bit used and may be a different size but I think it will work.....:rofl:

Then sitting in the pub three days later crying over his beer,telling his mate that she threw him out.Then saying he cant understand it especially as he had splashed out on a special gift.:D

moneypenny20 Jan 5th 2010 3:08 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 8222010)
Then sitting in the pub three days later crying over his beer,telling his mate that she threw him out.Then saying he cant understand it especially as he had splashed out on a special gift.:D

And being told that some women are never grateful and will never be understood. Funny breed, women :lol:

Pollyana Jan 5th 2010 4:21 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8221948)
I don't want to buy it (haven't the space to accommodate, too many ongoing projects) . . . couldn't I just rent it out at a mutually agreeable rate? . . .

Ball park figure you say? . . . I was thinking more than a dvd but less than a kayak . . . RSVP

We might be able to do a deal, yep :ohmy: I'd be wanting a bit more than a dvd - its at least worth the price of a boxed set of a whole SitCom series :sneaky:




Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 8222010)
Then sitting in the pub three days later crying over his beer,telling his mate that she threw him out.Then saying he cant understand it especially as he had splashed out on a special gift.:D


Originally Posted by moneypenny20
And being told that some women are never grateful and will never be understood. Funny breed, women:lol:

:rofl::rofl:


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