British Expats

British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Barbie (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/)
-   -   All that time wasted... (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/all-time-wasted-647413/)

iamthecreaturefromuranus Jan 4th 2010 11:19 am

All that time wasted...
 
....searching for the non-existent :frown: ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8439000.stm

Bernieboy Jan 4th 2010 11:27 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8218667)
....searching for the non-existent :frown: ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8439000.stm

But wasnt it fun,or were you checking yourself;)

iamthecreaturefromuranus Jan 4th 2010 11:28 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8218680)
But wasnt it fun...

Well I can certainly think of worse things to be doing. :)

TiddlyPom Jan 4th 2010 11:39 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 
Doesn't really matter if they can't find the G spot.

There's always the a,b,c,d,e,f,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y and z spots to hunt down.

And that's much more fun.

iamthecreaturefromuranus Jan 4th 2010 11:43 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8218710)
Doesn't really matter if they can't find the G spot.

There's always the a,b,c,d,e,f,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y and z spots to hunt down.

And that's much more fun.

I'm usually asleep once the 'F' spot has been sorted out though. :)

Cheetah7 Jan 4th 2010 12:10 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 
This is a load of crap, I deffo believe it exists - perhaps not everyone has had the 'pleasure' of finding it yet.

;)

iamthecreaturefromuranus Jan 4th 2010 1:24 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 8218758)
This is a load of crap, I deffo believe it exists - perhaps not everyone has had the 'pleasure' of finding it yet.

;)


The BBC say its all in your head so it must be true. :p

spartacus Jan 4th 2010 1:30 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 8218758)
This is a load of crap, I deffo believe it exists - perhaps not everyone has had the 'pleasure' of finding it yet.

;)

As a complete novice in this regard, how would one go about finding it and what, if any, equipment would be required?


P.S. My father was a miner and I've still got his old Davy lamp.

Kevin1928 Jan 4th 2010 1:46 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8218936)
As a complete novice in this regard, how would one go about finding it and what, if any, equipment would be required?


P.S. My father was a miner and I've still got his old Davy lamp.

Might be wrong but under english law is it not still illegal for a miner to be attending to the said spot.:blink::blink:

Kevin1928 Jan 4th 2010 1:56 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 
Its just a shame that you cant use the fat bird trick to find it (throwing a handful of flour and aim for the wet bit) Just thinking out loud.:o:o:o:o

moneypenny20 Jan 4th 2010 2:00 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Kevin1928 (Post 8218971)
Its just a shame that you cant use the fat bird trick to find it (throwing a handful of flour and aim for the wet bit) Just thinking out loud.:o:o:o:o

Sometimes, just sometimes, it's best to keep some questions in your head and not verbalise them ;)

Cheetah7 Jan 4th 2010 2:19 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8218920)
The BBC say its all in your head so it must be true. :p

I think the very idea of a bloke even trying to tell me how a woman orgasms is laughable.

Its not case of 'one size fits all' - all women are different when it comes to the 'big O' subject. Some women never experience orgasm, does that mean something is wrong or missing?

:eek:

iamthecreaturefromuranus Jan 4th 2010 2:21 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 8219028)
Some women never experience orgasm, does that mean something is wrong or missing?

:eek:

Well as I seem to manage it every time it must do. :)

spartacus Jan 4th 2010 2:24 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8219034)
Well as I seem to manage it every time it must do. :)

Your poor missus . . . can you not just think of Peter Beardsley for a couple of minutes and help her out a bit?

iamthecreaturefromuranus Jan 4th 2010 2:26 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8219038)
Your poor missus . . . can you not just think of Peter Beardsley for a couple of minutes and help her out a bit?

Arrrrgghhh.... anybody got a brain scrub?

scottishcelts Jan 4th 2010 6:07 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 8219028)
I think the very idea of a bloke even trying to tell me how a woman orgasms is laughable.

Its not case of 'one size fits all' - all women are different when it comes to the 'big O' subject. Some women never experience orgasm, does that mean something is wrong or missing?

:eek:

A good combination of both I'd say PP ;)

Sally Simpson Jan 4th 2010 6:31 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8219034)
Well as I seem to manage it every time it must do. :)

You're a woman now?:eek:
When did you have the surgery?;)

livinginreality Jan 4th 2010 6:53 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 
Well if mine is'nt the G spot I'd like to know what it is!:D

iolande Jan 4th 2010 9:20 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 
the bastards aren't going to take it away from me now! I am having far too much fun with mine!

But I know what really happened. Some bozo who can't find it decided to do a "study" to prove that it doesn't exist.

Yeap, that's gonna get you laid mate.

Pollyana Jan 4th 2010 9:31 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8218936)
As a complete novice in this regard, how would one go about finding it and what, if any, equipment would be required?


P.S. My father was a miner and I've still got his old Davy lamp.

If you want one to practice with, mine's up for sale on ebay, nicely packaged up, will despatch by Express Post, no refunds :eek:

Bernieboy Jan 4th 2010 9:43 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by iolande (Post 8219586)
the bastards aren't going to take it away from me now! I am having far too much fun with mine!

But I know what really happened. Some bozo who can't find it decided to do a "study" to prove that it doesn't exist.

Yeap, that's gonna get you laid mate.

:lol:

irishbloo Jan 5th 2010 1:48 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8219605)
If you want one to practice with, mine's up for sale on ebay, nicely packaged up, will despatch by Express Post, no refunds :eek:

New or second hand:eek:

Pollyana Jan 5th 2010 3:16 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 8220054)
New or second hand:eek:

Second hand, but hasn't had a lot of use :p :eek:

moneypenny20 Jan 5th 2010 11:59 am

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8220222)
Second hand, but hasn't had a lot of use :p :eek:

I think that goes under the heading 'To Much Information' :D

spartacus Jan 5th 2010 2:11 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8219605)
If you want one to practice with, mine's up for sale on ebay, nicely packaged up, will despatch by Express Post, no refunds :eek:

I don't want to buy it (haven't the space to accommodate, too many ongoing projects) . . . couldn't I just rent it out at a mutually agreeable rate? . . .

Ball park figure you say? . . . I was thinking more than a dvd but less than a kayak . . . RSVP

irishbloo Jan 5th 2010 2:15 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8221948)
I don't want to buy it (haven't the space to accommodate, too many ongoing projects) . . . couldn't I just rent it out at a mutually agreeable rate? . . .

Ball park figure you say? . . . I was thinking more than a dvd but less than a kayak . . . RSVP

Imagine turning round to the missus and saying,"darling .you know you said that I never buy you anything special for your birthday,well look what I got on Ebay for ya.":rofl:

moneypenny20 Jan 5th 2010 2:16 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 8221954)
Imagine turning round to the missus and saying,"darling .you know you said that I never buy you anything special for your birthday,well look what I got on Ebay for ya.":rofl:

It's been a bit used and may be a different size but I think it will work.....:rofl:

irishbloo Jan 5th 2010 2:52 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 8221957)
It's been a bit used and may be a different size but I think it will work.....:rofl:

Then sitting in the pub three days later crying over his beer,telling his mate that she threw him out.Then saying he cant understand it especially as he had splashed out on a special gift.:D

moneypenny20 Jan 5th 2010 3:08 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 8222010)
Then sitting in the pub three days later crying over his beer,telling his mate that she threw him out.Then saying he cant understand it especially as he had splashed out on a special gift.:D

And being told that some women are never grateful and will never be understood. Funny breed, women :lol:

Pollyana Jan 5th 2010 4:21 pm

Re: All that time wasted...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8221948)
I don't want to buy it (haven't the space to accommodate, too many ongoing projects) . . . couldn't I just rent it out at a mutually agreeable rate? . . .

Ball park figure you say? . . . I was thinking more than a dvd but less than a kayak . . . RSVP

We might be able to do a deal, yep :ohmy: I'd be wanting a bit more than a dvd - its at least worth the price of a boxed set of a whole SitCom series :sneaky:




Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 8222010)
Then sitting in the pub three days later crying over his beer,telling his mate that she threw him out.Then saying he cant understand it especially as he had splashed out on a special gift.:D


Originally Posted by moneypenny20
And being told that some women are never grateful and will never be understood. Funny breed, women:lol:

:rofl::rofl:


All times are GMT -12. The time now is 7:16 am.

Powered by vBulletin: ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.