shazmac

LOVE IT

Rushman

Well you know where the karma button is....

St.Georges Girl

Whore.... I was going to give you some but it says I must spread. Didn't know I'd given you any lately, I really must stay off BE when I've had a drink.

KLF

Some well deserved 'K'.

Rushman

The rest of the Dingo sweaties are pretending I dont exist.

framac

Biggy, used messages the other day and got blank expressions.(groceries)
Heres ma favourite:curse: Awesome (hate it with a passion) good
Servo means garage and not gaaarrraaaaage. Hope these help.

KLF

Timber Floor Au

GENIUS PURE GENIUS !!!

K sent

St.Georges Girl

...and caaaaaaa is a car, as wooler is water.

Lerop Pekill

eejit = idiot

gallus = brilliant

braw = great

keech = shit (no sure if he can use that in his poem)

pish = urine

battered = bashed

bawbag = (self explanatory really)

hummin = smelly

crabbit = bad mood

chips = french fries

Cheery

LP

Lerop Pekill

you gie me the boak = you make me sick

biggy

fantastic guys keep em comin

biggy

MOREEEE!!!

tomy2tums

this made me laugh

A Weegie Dictionary

B, b

bam: derogatory term for a fellow ned; bampot
bawbag: scrotum
bawsack: see bawbag
boggin': dirty, unclean
bolt: to run away fast, or to express disbelief
brar: brother
Buckfast: A fortified wine much beloved by neds and less-descerning weegies, used to get hammered easily; bucky

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C, c

Castle Grayskull: Ibrox Stadium
Chippy: chip shop, where breakfast/lunch/dinner is purchased

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D, d

dancin' (the): going to a club such as 'Bonkers', e.g. "errat wee fanny away up tae the dancin"
dobber: penis

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E, e

erra: there is a, e.g. "erra chippy"
errat: there is that, e.g. "errat bawbag fae up the road"
err'is: there he is, e.g. "err'is there"

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F, f

fannybaws: no specific meaning as a noun, but a derogatory term for a counterpart or associate
fanny: derogatory/offensive term for a person. pronounced especially "faaaaaaaaany" as in "ya pure faaaaaaany, man"

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G, g

gaylord: a peson who is beyond gay
ginger:
(with soft G as in minge) soft drink, usually Irn-Bru
(with hard G, as in Glasgow) one who is cursed with ginger hair
gobbel: as in, "geez a gobbel"; "Please can I have a blow job?"

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H, h

half-cut: See hammered
hammered: To get rather disgracefully drunk; pissed, half-cut, rat-arsed

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J, j

Jake, Jaked: a drunkas in "he's a pure jake man" or "am pure jaked oot ma face, man"
Jimmy: Affectionate term used by neds to address each other, e.g. "See you Jimmy!"

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M, m

ma: (1) Mine; (2) Mother
Ma's ma: grandmother, e.g "ma ma's ma" (my grandmother)
mingin': dirty, unclean, boggin'
mucker: friend, pal
man used at all times at the end of every sentence, no specific meaning as such. e.g. "ah wis at the shop man"
Mordor, Forces of: Rangers fans

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N, n

ned: strange, Adidas-clad ferral creatures existing on the fringe of Scottish society
nuts: (1) balls, testicles; (2) strange, weird

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P, p

Paradise: Parkhead Stadium
pecker: penis, e.g "yer a pecker"; a prick
pish: urine; also denoting that something is bad, e.g. "thats pure pish"
pissed: See hammered
prick: penis, e.g. "ya prick"; a pecker
pumped:
to have sex with, e.g. "ah pumped her"
to beat comprehensively, especially at football, e.g. "we pumped your team"
pure: the most important word listed here, used in every sentence in place of "very", used in all situations at all times e.g. "thats pure pish" or "ah'm pure knackered" or "she's a pure ride"
pure dead brilliant: excellent, superb, magnificant; often proceeded by "like", as in "It was pure dead brilliant, like"

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Q, q

quality: meaning good or of value, often pronounced with a silent "t" e.g. "that chippy wiz pure quali'y"

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R, r

rat-arsed: See hammered
ride: denoting a sexually attractive female e.g. "she's a pure ride"
rocket: a person who is weird or viewed disparagingly e.g. "ya mad rocket"

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S, s

Scotland: Simply the greatest country in the world; Caledonia, Alba
soap dodger: a dirty or unclean person, techniucally a Rangers fan
swings (the): park, playing area e.g. "ah pumped ma bird at the swings" meaning "I had sexual intercourse with my female partner in the park"
spaceman: noun used to denote a person who doesn't conform, or is seen as "pure nuts"
Sir Moonbeams: Sir David Murry
steemin: see hammered

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T, t

'tic: Celtic Football Club
tramp: treg
treg: tramp
tuned: used to denote a weird person e.g. "he's pure tuned"; it is short for "tuned tae the moon"; a spaceman


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U, u

utter: used infrequently, usually in front of "pish" as in "that's utter pish"

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W, w

weegie: A resident of the city of Glasgow

biggy

thanks for all the input guys....its almost done will post the finished article tomorrow