..make the most of watching England in this World Cup. It could be your last chance.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/scotland/10283469.stm






























...and I bet you jealous bunch all thought it was a story about England being kicked out.

They'll at least make good goalkeepers then

Pass this through the hole in Hadrian's wall, Should keep things quiet for a few hours .







God I do hope Celtic and Rangers join the proposed new UK league... there's fun to be had.

So, remind me again, what are the benefits of being Scottish?



























Apart from being attached to England of course

Cross dressing men can wear skirts and nobody says anything about it.
They can also 'toss their cabers' while still wearing a skirt.


They must be in their bloody element.

BB dons helmet.crawls into foxhole and awaits the scots artilliary

QUOTE " The Scottish results are similar to those in a recent survey of English behaviour, and suggest both nations are more unhealthy than many European countries, and even North America."

" Wha's like us damn few and they're a' deid!!

....still waiting. Too busy

reminds me of.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBeLNalrL2g

They used to be loud and proud when I lived there..... Dunno what happened.

This is exactly how I remember them... going up to the West End and having it totally taken over.



It seemed that every year for around 4/5 years some nutty Scotsman would jump off the fountain and do themselves serious damage in the Fountain at Trafalgar square, which was usually totally Tartan.... Proud mad days.

I imagine thats what Badge looks like

I have some scary pics of what he looks like.....will try and get hold of them

Lots of benefits actually but the biggest one is not being English

Here they come.. too many Special Brews and the pubs are chucking them out already.