Agony Aunt
Jun 15th 2011 | 4:32 pm
#1
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Agony Aunt
Tell us about a problem you have... and let's see what advice people come up with... 
Jun 15th 2011 | 4:52 pm
#2
Lost in BE Cyberspace
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Re: Agony Aunt
I'm looking to move to a four bedroom house near the sea in Australia. I have two kids. Can anyone help?
Jun 15th 2011 | 5:07 pm
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Re: Agony Aunt
My wife and I are very adventurous in the bedroom.The other day I was on all fours on the island bench top waiting for my wife to rush me with a toy that she had left in another room. The door bust open I looked between my legs and to my horror saw my son and his girlfriend.
Now I'm beside myself with what to do.
Should I go with hydroponic or a split system for heating the house?
Now I'm beside myself with what to do.
Should I go with hydroponic or a split system for heating the house?
Jun 15th 2011 | 5:08 pm
#5
your fair weather friend!
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Re: Agony Aunt
My wife and I are very adventurous in the bedroom.The other day I was on all fours on the island bench top waiting for my wife to rush me with a toy that she had left in another room. The door bust open I looked between my legs and to my horror saw my son and his girlfriend.
Now I'm beside myself with what to do.
Should I go with hydroponic or a split system for heating the house?
Now I'm beside myself with what to do.
Should I go with hydroponic or a split system for heating the house?
Jun 15th 2011 | 5:10 pm
#6
your fair weather friend!
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Re: Agony Aunt
My friend was playing 'air snooker' in the shower this morning. He slipped and horrifically, the butt end of the snooker cue went went right up his arsehole and now I am wedged in the shower. Help! him..
Jun 15th 2011 | 5:28 pm
#7
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Re: Agony Aunt
As such, should someone decide to play with your friend, they may choose to play the balls as they lie.
This would possibly be quite painful. This would serve your friend right.
Jun 15th 2011 | 5:29 pm
#8
your fair weather friend!
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Re: Agony Aunt
sorry. I mean thanks, I'll pass that on.
Jun 15th 2011 | 10:43 pm
#11
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Re: Agony Aunt
C'mon Unfair Dinkum, you're a funny guy
... and I like many of your posts... but the regular admiration of all things anal at times gets a tad "boring" (if you'll overlook the phrase). 
Jun 15th 2011 | 10:55 pm
#12
your fair weather friend!
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Re: Agony Aunt
The suggestion that the contents of one's bottom can inflict any form of light fluttering in ones respiratory region is obviously an untruthful one.
C'mon Unfair Dinkum, you're a funny guy... and I like many of your posts... but the regular admiration of all things anal at times gets a tad "boring" (if you'll overlook the phrase).
C'mon Unfair Dinkum, you're a funny guy
... and I like many of your posts... but the regular admiration of all things anal at times gets a tad "boring" (if you'll overlook the phrase).
Jun 15th 2011 | 10:58 pm
#13
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Re: Agony Aunt
It's all good. Just got back from casualty. Snooker cue out, after hours of struggling and pulling by the poor casualty dr. He gave me my cue back and said in his best ted Lowe growl, "next time you feel like playing with yerself in the shower, leave yer cue outside and play with yer cock instead like everyone else! Now Fu;k off!!"
Jun 15th 2011 | 11:01 pm
#14
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Re: Agony Aunt
It's all good. Just got back from casualty. Snooker cue out, after hours of struggling and pulling by the poor casualty dr. He gave me my cue back and said in his best ted Lowe growl, "next time you feel like playing with yerself in the shower, leave yer cue outside and play with yer cock instead like everyone else! Now Fu;k off!!"
Jun 15th 2011 | 11:27 pm
#15
I'm Old Gregg!
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From: A Former Bogan Colony in QLD
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear Broad Shoulders,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
If he leaves me for her I won't be able to look after our two young children and keep up my job, so I will become dependant upon the state, and that is something I am desperate not to do.
I thought we had a good sex life, and although not as frequent as in our younger days, I didn't know he was unhappy. I keep the house clean and tidy , and prepare the meals as he likes them. He always has clean, ironed clothes, and we go out quite regularly to concerts or for a meal. I though our life was perfect.
This other girl concerned is so much younger and more attractive than me, I feel I can't compete with her, and although I keep in shape, having had two children by him, my body is not what it once was. I never realised he felt this way about me though, and I now find myself looking in the mirror and not liking what I see. I am so depressed I may just take a few pills and end it all. I don't know what to do.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
If he leaves me for her I won't be able to look after our two young children and keep up my job, so I will become dependant upon the state, and that is something I am desperate not to do.
I thought we had a good sex life, and although not as frequent as in our younger days, I didn't know he was unhappy. I keep the house clean and tidy , and prepare the meals as he likes them. He always has clean, ironed clothes, and we go out quite regularly to concerts or for a meal. I though our life was perfect.
This other girl concerned is so much younger and more attractive than me, I feel I can't compete with her, and although I keep in shape, having had two children by him, my body is not what it once was. I never realised he felt this way about me though, and I now find myself looking in the mirror and not liking what I see. I am so depressed I may just take a few pills and end it all. I don't know what to do.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
Uncle Broad Shoulders
