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Old Jan 30th 2008, 8:43 pm
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
Does he do the Trumpet as You walk Manouvre !!!???

Thats hard to master, one slip, and your in the shit !
Either that or he he stops me when I'm telling him something important and says
'o hang on, this is good, you'll like this' and lifts a buttock off the chair and let's go. I always thought I had class. How wrong can a girl be

Wendy, what did you post. I've only ever banned spammers
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Old Jan 30th 2008, 8:47 pm
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
That's the funniest thing I've read in ages Him outdoors get majorly told off when he decides to let one rip by walking along lifting one leg and then the other with a grin on his face. Just fart for god sake, don't make a bloody opera out of it
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Either that or he he stops me when I'm telling him something important and says
'o hang on, this is good, you'll like this' and lifts a buttock off the chair and let's go. I always thought I had class. How wrong can a girl be

Wendy, what did you post. I've only ever banned spammers
LOL

Wendy is a TIGER !!
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Originally Posted by moneypen20

Wendy, what did you post. I've only ever banned spammers
As my dear Mam used to say - I'll tell you when you're older
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, I was fiddling !!

Hole in boxers, on tut front part, and im pullin loose skin ( sack ) thru the hole, n twiddling with it !!!

Hey Timber - is it you i am going to see tomorrow night then??????
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Originally Posted by JenniGee
Now there you go Ste, you've completely shattered the mental image I had of you being a suave, elegantly spoken & beautifully groomed gentleman
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Old Jan 30th 2008, 9:00 pm
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No! No! No!

Just imagining Mrs. Aston, frantically swishing the water round saying.....

"Why won't this bubble bath foam up???"

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ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
Theres always Marcus !!! He is Suave & Debonair !!

He actually gets out the bath for a piss yanno !!!
no i bleedin dont,i do when i pull one off though,that spermy stuff just dont like hot water

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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
TApparently , unbeknown to me , I was fiddling !!
Offal Jim-Jam, cock or ball?

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Next time get the mrs to do it
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Old Jan 30th 2008, 10:28 pm
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
There I was , having just finished a 13 hr day, sitting on the alfresco ( not 5 mins ago )

In my work shirt n boxers, kicked socks n shorts off 20 mins ago...

Avin a Fag and a Cold Turkey !!

and the wife starts shouting at me for being a pervy dirty old git !!!

Well ... pmsl

Apparently , unbeknown to me , I was fiddling !!

Hole in boxers, on tut front part, and im pullin loose skin ( sack ) thru the hole, n twiddling with it !!!

I didnt realise I was doing it, I know its gross, now I KNOW I WAS doin it !!!

But.... lol


Do you get in trouble and if so what for???
It is a well known fact that automatic transmission was only invented for cars because a bloke can't hold the steering wheel, fiddle with his cock and change gear at the same time.
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Originally Posted by worzel
It is a well known fact that automatic transmission was only invented for cars because a bloke can't hold the steering wheel, fiddle with his cock and change gear at the same time.
I've only drove auto's for prob the last 5 or 6 cars ...
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Originally Posted by PaulandNic
I've only drove auto's for prob the last 5 or 6 cars ...
I am a manual guy myself - that is the car not my sex life.
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Originally Posted by worzel
I am a manual guy myself - that is the car not my sex life.


I'm lazy and as I say only drove auto's for years. OH drives auto too and only took auto test, but when she applied for her QLD licence they gave her a manual too by mistake. I recently taught daughter to drive and guess what she's only licenced to drive? ... yup! ... auto only!

The boy will break the mould as I'm sure he'll want a manual.
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Old Jan 30th 2008, 11:22 pm
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Originally Posted by Hutch
Offal Jim-Jam, cock or ball?

LOL as in the Something about Mary film...

Franks on Beans !
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