6hrs to get out of the car park!
Dec 27th 2015, 7:32 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
It took me 2 hours to get my dad out of Costco last week, he'd never seen the tasting stations before. He cleared off to the dunny as soon as we got inside, we didn't find him again for over an hour when we finally spotted him he was waiting for an "orgasmic ice cream" sample, I don't think that was quite what it said on the tub. My mum was mortified as he led us around the store telling us the names of the girls dishing out samples...........
Dec 27th 2015, 7:51 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
Dec 27th 2015, 7:56 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
It took me 2 hours to get my dad out of Costco last week, he'd never seen the tasting stations before. He cleared off to the dunny as soon as we got inside, we didn't find him again for over an hour when we finally spotted him he was waiting for an "orgasmic ice cream" sample, I don't think that was quite what it said on the tub. My mum was mortified as he led us around the store telling us the names of the girls dishing out samples...........
Dec 27th 2015, 7:59 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
We did our shopping in Winchester , made multiple trips plus there was a Xmas market on. We never took more than 4 mins to get home......
We live two streets away from the Cathedral
We live two streets away from the Cathedral
Dec 27th 2015, 9:55 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
He then took off his jacket so he could go back for seconds "without being recognized" He must have sampled everything on offer at least twice. At one point he was taking crackers down to the cheese samples and then to the ham lady making multiple cracker sandwiches.
Dec 27th 2015, 10:01 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
He gets worse the older he gets, no fear of upsetting anyone, shouting across Costco to my mum "Hey you should try this orgasmic ice cream" We cowered behind the large trolley pretending not to know him.
He then took off his jacket so he could go back for seconds "without being recognized" He must have sampled everything on offer at least twice. At one point he was taking crackers down to the cheese samples and then to the ham lady making multiple cracker sandwiches.
He then took off his jacket so he could go back for seconds "without being recognized" He must have sampled everything on offer at least twice. At one point he was taking crackers down to the cheese samples and then to the ham lady making multiple cracker sandwiches.
Dec 27th 2015, 10:02 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
He gets worse the older he gets, no fear of upsetting anyone, shouting across Costco to my mum "Hey you should try this orgasmic ice cream" We cowered behind the large trolley pretending not to know him.
He then took off his jacket so he could go back for seconds "without being recognized" He must have sampled everything on offer at least twice. At one point he was taking crackers down to the cheese samples and then to the ham lady making multiple cracker sandwiches.
He then took off his jacket so he could go back for seconds "without being recognized" He must have sampled everything on offer at least twice. At one point he was taking crackers down to the cheese samples and then to the ham lady making multiple cracker sandwiches.
Love it! Thats clever
Dec 27th 2015, 10:09 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
He gets worse the older he gets, no fear of upsetting anyone, shouting across Costco to my mum "Hey you should try this orgasmic ice cream" We cowered behind the large trolley pretending not to know him.
He then took off his jacket so he could go back for seconds "without being recognized" He must have sampled everything on offer at least twice. At one point he was taking crackers down to the cheese samples and then to the ham lady making multiple cracker sandwiches.
He then took off his jacket so he could go back for seconds "without being recognized" He must have sampled everything on offer at least twice. At one point he was taking crackers down to the cheese samples and then to the ham lady making multiple cracker sandwiches.
I can't wait to get to that age where you just don't give a shit any more about what you say. I'm not that fussed now but I do try and show restraint.
Dec 27th 2015, 11:58 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
Don't think it ever took me more than 20 seconds to drive out of my local Dan Murphy's... 
Are we done with massive shopping sprees or is there yet another shopping craze around the corner involving the New Year?
Dec 28th 2015, 1:43 am
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Re: 6hrs to get out of the car park!
If you're into craft beers (and who isn't really?), I'd recommend Liquor Shed (owned by the Spud Shed dude). The one near where I work in Jandakot has a superb selection of beer. Some os a bit pricey but there are some good deals too. I picked up a case of one of my favourite beers, Windhoek Lager, which I am currently enjoying
