4000 th POST gimme KARMA !!!
Nov 6th 2007, 8:53 pm
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4000 th POST gimme KARMA !!!
Well met my milestone of 4000 posts, 3600 of them totally irrelevant.
300 of them off topic
85 of them utter crap
12 of them jokes
1 good story
and this 1
my maths is shite ( must have done 2 good stories lol )
300 of them off topic
85 of them utter crap
12 of them jokes
1 good story
and this 1
my maths is shite ( must have done 2 good stories lol )
Last edited by Timber Floor Au; Nov 6th 2007 at 8:54 pm. Reason: maths is crap, i mean half of the time im right and the other 60% i am not
Nov 6th 2007, 8:54 pm
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Re: 4000 th POST gimme KARMA !!!
ok just for your cheek 
Nov 6th 2007, 8:55 pm
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Re: 4000 th POST gimme KARMA !!!
no karma till a poem is produced
Nov 6th 2007, 8:58 pm
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Re: 4000 th POST gimme KARMA !!!
Sent some karma even though that was blatant whoring!
Nov 6th 2007, 9:03 pm
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Re: 4000 th POST gimme KARMA !!!
A POEM HUH
OK
A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
OK
A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
Nov 6th 2007, 9:05 pm
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Re: 4000 th POST gimme KARMA !!!
ok even though its cribbed and not original you may have some karma for that 
Nov 6th 2007, 9:07 pm
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Nov 6th 2007, 10:48 pm
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Re: 4000 th POST gimme KARMA !!!
Show me the one (or two) good stories and I'll consider your request
Nov 7th 2007, 1:17 am
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Nov 7th 2007, 1:23 am
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Nov 7th 2007, 1:27 am
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