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Originally Posted by possoms
HUH smurfette a tart???? Noooooooooo I don't believe it

She's a tart! Just look at that short skirt, I bet she is wearing a black lace smurf thong too! And the hoochie poochie high heels....
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Originally Posted by jcapulet
She's a tart! Just look at that short skirt, I bet she is wearing a black lace smurf thong too! And the hoochie poochie high heels....

on no a blue Brazilian
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Old Mar 28th 2006, 7:37 am
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Originally Posted by steve`o
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What the hell have I started here because it sure as hell looks as if it's never going to end...

Feckers!
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Old Mar 28th 2006, 7:39 am
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
What the hell have I started here because it sure as hell looks as if it's never going to end...

Feckers!

It's like the "last say" thread all over again. :scared:
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
In recognition of the hard work and dedication that is required to be a convincing troll I thought I'd invite all of you to compete for the 1st BE "Make Like A Troll" Open Contest.
Have some peole got nothing better to do with their time than post pointless, troublemaking threads?!

Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
Basically, it's free-for-all trollism with the added bonus of posters being able to juxtapose themselves into adbusee and abuser in the same thread.
Where did you go to school, and did they learn you English? I wouldn't have thought so with words such as juxtapose

Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
We'll have a vote at the end to decide who made the best pretend troll.
Troll is my middle name, did you not know?!

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Who's going to start the proceedings?
Well I bet I'm not the first that thinks this is complete b*llshit, with total lack of purpose!

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Old Mar 28th 2006, 7:40 am
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
In recognition of the hard work and dedication that is required to be a convincing troll I thought I'd invite all of you to compete for the 1st BE "Make Like A Troll" Open Contest.

Basically, it's free-for-all trollism with the added bonus of posters being able to juxtapose themselves into adbusee and abuser in the same thread.

We'll have a vote at the end to decide who made the best pretend troll.

Who's going to start the proceedings?


It's been done before - and better!

Australia has an annual "Make Like A Troll" Open Contest (itself an Australian invention, as all the best ideas are) and recently hosted an international "MLAT" Open Contest which attracted competitors from 52 different nations.

NO OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH HAS EVER DONE THIS!!!!

Australia's team won (as we usually do) with their devastating repertoire of anti-American and Pommie jokes.

Several countries (including the UK) have raised allegations of bias against the Australian judges, but that's just a typical case of sour grapes from the same old whingers.

Any ex-pat who doesn't appreciate the fantastic new life that Australia has to offer, and its rich, vibrant culture, can sod off right now!
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Old Mar 28th 2006, 7:40 am
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Originally Posted by Tiawamutu
Have some peole got nothing better to do with their time than post pointless, troublemaking threads?!



Where did you go to school, and did they learn you English? I wouldn't have thought so with words such as juxtapose



Troll is my middle name, did you not know?!



Well I bet I'm not the first that thinks this is complete b*llshit, with total lack of purpose!


Look, I can't make it more simple and base BUT....NAFF OFF YOU THREE-EYED TWAT CAT!

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Old Mar 28th 2006, 7:43 am
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
Look, I can't make it more simple and base BUT....NAFF OFF YOU THREE-EYED TWAT CAT!
Typical bloody Brits, always bloody swearing all the bloody time, the bastards!

*^&#K! I hope it never rubs off on me!
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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
Typical bloody Brits, always bloody swearing all the bloody time, the bastards!

*^&#K! I hope it never rubs off on me!
i thought Aussies used the term bastard as an endearment
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
Look, I can't make it more simple and base BUT....NAFF OFF YOU THREE-EYED TWAT CAT!
PMSL!
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Originally Posted by steve`o
i thought Aussies used the term bastard as an endearment
Or when referring to family?
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Originally Posted by Tiawamutu
PMSL!

o no a colour blind three eyed twat cat
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Originally Posted by steve`o
i thought Aussies used the term bastard as an endearment
We do, but this time I'm making an exception!
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
Or when referring to family?
what when looking for a father figure
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
Or when referring to family?
Yeah - our British relatives!

You bastard!

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