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Old Dec 12th 2004, 9:50 pm
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Default You know your a British Expat Forum addict when-

- You have read all 62 pages of the Banana Diaries.

- If your computers broken for a week you suffer withrawal symptoms similar
to a herion addict going cold turkey

-You wish Pommie Bastard was back.

-You actually bother reading Mike Stanton's post telling you not to immigrate
to OZ because the world economic forum says the inflation rate is 0.68%
higher down there then the UK.

Can anyone else think of any others?

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Old Dec 12th 2004, 9:58 pm
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Default Re: You know your a British Expat Forum addict when-

Originally Posted by aussie73
- You have read all 62 pages of the Banana Diaries.

- If your computers broken for a week you suffer withrawal symptoms similar
to a herion addict going cold turkey

-You wish Pommie Bastard was back.

-You actually bother reading Mike Stanton's post telling you not to immigrate
to OZ because the world economic forum says the inflation rate is 0.68%
higher down there then the UK.

Can anyone else think of any others?
You are bl****y knackered, but keep coming back for more, more, more!

Computer never really cools down

You are going - then someone happens to make a new post..... ok, just one look, then I'll go you say......... 12 posts later
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Old Dec 12th 2004, 10:01 pm
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You're about to go to bed but just can't resist a quick peep
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Old Dec 12th 2004, 10:03 pm
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Default Re: You know your a British Expat Forum addict when-

When it's the first website you visit when you get into work!
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Old Dec 12th 2004, 10:06 pm
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Default Re: You know your a British Expat Forum addict when-

Originally Posted by C&V
When it's the first website you visit when you get into work!
And get up in the morning, and before you make tea, and before your bath, and in the bath, and if you smoke (like me) you get up for a cig, cause you cannot sleep, and it's there waiting for you - beckoning...........
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Old Dec 12th 2004, 10:11 pm
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LOL! Tell me about it!

Before now Ive signed my work colleagues' e-mails off with 'Cheeky' Luckily I have realised just before Ive sent them......gosh try and explain my way out of that one! lol!

Also no-one else in my family can get on the puter.


A typical day for me goes something like this......

Get up, grab a cuppa and cornflakes, log onto BE, read posts inbetween getting 2 kids ready for school.

Then go to work, come home, grab a cuppa and log on again....

Pick child up from school (eldest catches the bus) come home, cuppa and BE..

(This is not good, do I really come on here this much! )

Then I will prob be on and off all evening.......

Oh heck, (stands up) 'my name is Cheeky, Im 35, married with 2 kids and yes Im addicted to BE' (sits down. )

Merry Christmas!
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Originally Posted by carolinegorka
You are bl****y knackered, but keep coming back for more, more, more!

Computer never really cools down

You are going - then someone happens to make a new post..... ok, just one look, then I'll go you say......... 12 posts later
 
Old Dec 12th 2004, 10:28 pm
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Default Re: You know your a British Expat Forum addict when-

You still read this site dispite all the annoying POP-UP adds.
 
Old Dec 12th 2004, 10:58 pm
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Originally Posted by wombat42
You still read this site dispite all the annoying POP-UP adds.
You're so addicted and hate popups so much that you change your browser to Mozilla Firefox and da daah (fanfare) have not had a pop up since.
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Old Dec 12th 2004, 11:05 pm
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You get in from the pub at midnight on a Sunday (having been there since 2pm) to discover that you really, really have to log on and see what's going on ... And that typing is really, really hard ...

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Originally Posted by aussie73
- You have read all 62 pages of the Banana Diaries.

- If your computers broken for a week you suffer withrawal symptoms similar
to a herion addict going cold turkey

-You wish Pommie Bastard was back.

-You actually bother reading Mike Stanton's post telling you not to immigrate
to OZ because the world economic forum says the inflation rate is 0.68%
higher down there then the UK.

Can anyone else think of any others?
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Old Dec 13th 2004, 12:02 am
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You've decided 20 times in the last year that you are going to quit, but you are still here !!
 
Old Dec 13th 2004, 12:09 am
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People are talking to you while you are online (how rude!!), or the telly is on - and you don't hear a sausage!

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Old Dec 13th 2004, 12:10 am
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Every time you log in at work, you expect to find that britishexpats.com.au/forums has been "firewalled" for excessive use :scared:
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Old Dec 13th 2004, 1:21 am
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Originally Posted by ABCDiamond
You've decided 20 times in the last year that you are going to quit, but you are still here !!
you to hey???
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Old Dec 13th 2004, 1:25 am
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Originally Posted by hevs
you to hey???
It was esaier to give up cigarettes
 
Old Dec 13th 2004, 1:35 am
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When you have got so used to posters that irritate you, they have now become a source of amusement and entertainment
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