Women ...
Aug 22nd 2005, 2:05 pm
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Women ...
And Marriage ...
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: silence .................................................. ......................
HUSBAND: F**k !
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WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: silence .................................................. ......................
HUSBAND: F**k !
Three Legs
Aug 22nd 2005, 2:36 pm
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Re: Women ...
Originally Posted by Three Legs
And Marriage ...
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: silence .................................................. ......................
HUSBAND: F**k !
Three Legs
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: silence .................................................. ......................
HUSBAND: F**k !
Three Legs
Aug 22nd 2005, 3:00 pm
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Re: Women ...
I won't need to ...
This man will go down in folklaw and legend after winning us the game 2 - 0.
Then again I maybe a dillusional fool.
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This man will go down in folklaw and legend after winning us the game 2 - 0.
Then again I maybe a dillusional fool.
Three Legs
Originally Posted by chaval
v good...BTW...will you be changing your logo thing thats under yer avatar after this week.. ?? lol
Aug 22nd 2005, 3:03 pm
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Re: Women ...
i hope so...lets hope he dont do a repeat of the game last season v charlton..came on for about 5 mins..kicked off with someone and got sent off..
all the best for then.
all the best for then.
Aug 22nd 2005, 3:52 pm
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Re: Women ...
Originally Posted by Three Legs
I won't need to ...
This man will go down in folklaw
This man will go down in folklaw
Not the 1st time eh?
Aug 22nd 2005, 3:54 pm
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Re: Women ...
Originally Posted by BobbyDazzler
HMP Folklaw?
Not the 1st time eh?
Not the 1st time eh?
Aug 22nd 2005, 4:35 pm
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Re: Women ...
Originally Posted by Three Legs
I won't need to ...
This man will go down in folklaw and legend after winning us the game 2 - 0.
Then again I maybe a dillusional fool.
Three Legs
This man will go down in folklaw and legend after winning us the game 2 - 0.
Then again I maybe a dillusional fool.
Three Legs
