Whinging Bloody Aussie
Nov 23rd 2003, 2:36 am
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Whinging Bloody Aussie
HOLLY Valance is living in London's super-hip Notting Hill and loathing every minute of it.
Did you lot forget to bake her a cake or something?
Did you lot forget to bake her a cake or something?
Nov 23rd 2003, 2:47 am
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Re: Whinging Bloody Aussie
Originally posted by Megalania
HOLLY Valance is living in London's super-hip Notting Hill and loathing every minute of it.
Did you lot forget to bake her a cake or something?
HOLLY Valance is living in London's super-hip Notting Hill and loathing every minute of it.
Did you lot forget to bake her a cake or something?
..."it is calculated that London water has passed through an average of seven sets of kidneys before it is drunk".
Nov 23rd 2003, 2:56 am
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Re: Whinging Bloody Aussie
Originally posted by Florida_03
What did she say about gagging under the tap???
..."it is calculated that London water has passed through an average of seven sets of kidneys before it is drunk".
What did she say about gagging under the tap???
..."it is calculated that London water has passed through an average of seven sets of kidneys before it is drunk".
Nov 23rd 2003, 2:59 am
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I guess she is not being recognised for her great talent by the locals. What will London do without her if she goes back to Melbourne?
Nov 23rd 2003, 3:13 am
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Love the picture, she looks like a junkie!, note the eyes, no wonder people arn't friendly, probably scared shes gonna mug em
Nov 23rd 2003, 4:22 am
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After shampooing with London water filtered through 7 separate Pommie kindeys:
Thank The Heavens for Melbourne water:
Thank The Heavens for Melbourne water:
Nov 23rd 2003, 4:24 am
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Love the quote ""You can give yourself cancer thinking bad thoughts about people and it's just not good."
If smoking, eating red meat, baking in the sun doesnt do you the bad thoughts will.
Bugger it I am done for.
Looking at above image - If naughty thoughts have same affect you best call the undertaker.
If smoking, eating red meat, baking in the sun doesnt do you the bad thoughts will.
Bugger it I am done for.
Looking at above image - If naughty thoughts have same affect you best call the undertaker.
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Nov 23rd 2003, 4:44 am
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Originally posted by karawara88
Love the quote ""You can give yourself cancer thinking bad thoughts about people and it's just not good."
If smoking, eating red meat, baking in the sun doesnt do you the bad thoughts will.
Bugger it I am done for.
Looking at above image - If naughty thoughts have same affect you best call the undertaker.
Love the quote ""You can give yourself cancer thinking bad thoughts about people and it's just not good."
If smoking, eating red meat, baking in the sun doesnt do you the bad thoughts will.
Bugger it I am done for.
Looking at above image - If naughty thoughts have same affect you best call the undertaker.
Nov 23rd 2003, 8:39 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
Tobin Bros Funerals: We go the extra mile to make your funeral the most memorable of your life:
Tobin Bros Funerals: We go the extra mile to make your funeral the most memorable of your life:
Nov 23rd 2003, 9:08 am
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Originally posted by Jirrupin
Karawara doesn't need any encouragement, his blood pressure is already rising along with the rising temperatures in Perth and the young women walking around scantily dressed
Karawara doesn't need any encouragement, his blood pressure is already rising along with the rising temperatures in Perth and the young women walking around scantily dressed
The womenfolk all hide, they hide,
When Holly Valence walks around,
The men all step aside,
Many a man would try his chance,
And many a man would fall,
The man who got Holly Valance,
He was the bravest of them all.
...
Nov 23rd 2003, 9:42 am
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And I bet she is smiling all over after we stuffed em at Rugby yesterday too. Whinging convict tart.
Nov 23rd 2003, 10:33 am
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Originally posted by doctor scrumpy
And I bet she is smiling all over after we stuffed em at Rugby yesterday too. Whinging convict tart.
And I bet she is smiling all over after we stuffed em at Rugby yesterday too. Whinging convict tart.
Never mine the water, the scrumpy has doctored your Woodpecker.
Nov 24th 2003, 12:02 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
Wow, I've heard of telepresence remote surgery but you have a remote Rugby player controller?
Never mine the water, the scrumpy has doctored your Woodpecker.
Wow, I've heard of telepresence remote surgery but you have a remote Rugby player controller?
Never mine the water, the scrumpy has doctored your Woodpecker.
She's right, Notting Hill is a dump and most people in London are miserable.
Nov 24th 2003, 4:19 am
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Originally posted by Jirrupin
the young women walking around scantily dressed
the young women walking around scantily dressed
