where are the friday funnies?
 

feeling a bit fed up and need cheering up. Anybody got anything to make me laugh?

The chances of us actually leaving on Feb 18 when we have no flights, no shippers, nothing packed and NO BLOODY VISA'S?

:D

Failing that, try the Funnies for Go Bananas thread - my best jokes of the week are on there!

Re: where are the friday funnies?
 

Put this in a posting several days ago but u may like it:-


A woman took her young boy to the park.
She didn't watch him and when she was ready to leave had to search for him.
She found him under the big oak tree and on his back was pinned a message.
" I've kidnapped your son so if you want to see him again leave 1000 pounds in a plain brown bag under this tree tomorrow".
The message was signed "The blonde".

The woman was afraid to call the police so next day she did as instructed and placed the brown bag full of money under the tree.
She left a message on the bag.
"I think you are very cruel and don't know how one Blonde can do this to another".

is that really when you are suppose to be leaving?

thanks poll & bix for the cheering up :)

Husband has just come up with one:

a man goes into a cafe and orders the works, everything - large cooked breakfast with all the trimmings, several buns for later and loads of coffee.

When he gets the bill he finds that it is for only 12p - He asks the guy serving, "Is there some mistake?".
He replies, "your right, it should be 10p, oh lets make it 5p"
Still confused the customer asks if he is the owner. "nope, he's upstairs, doing to my wife what I am doing to his business"