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Old Jan 28th 2004, 2:46 pm
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Originally posted by DagBoy
Sadly, I will now not be able to see you post without picturing Clement Freud in a long mac.

And if you want to keep your "argument" private use email or PM. This is a forum and anything you say is fair game.

You could always give RichS a half-witty comeback - I think you qualify.
OK just for a Old Speckled Hen fan (like myself).

RichS you must have a below average imagination if you think that I look like Clement Freud. Mind you that is self evident by your Username "RichS". What does this stand for I wonder, "Richard Softcock"?

Why not think up something original, witty and yet applicable to yourself like:

1. LoserofMarourbra
2. PimplyPom
3. MaroubraDick
4. WittlessWhinger


287 posts and you do not have the imagination to attach an image to your username.
 
Old Jan 28th 2004, 3:59 pm
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Originally posted by MrsDagboy
What did you all do on Australia Day?
We went to see Straya play Zimbabwe at the Adelaide Oval.

For the first innings the 2 of us sat in the family dry area. To the right we had the members all sitting quietly, killing mexican waves, and listening to their AM radios. On our left we had the guys on the hill, pissed before they even got there :-)

Then in the second innings we joined some friends and bought masses of mid-strength (can't get full strength or bring booze in), the atmosphere was great by then. We were near a guy in an Australian ODI top with Boonie written on the back (he looked just like him), he was a hit with the crowd and was getting more cheers than the bowlers
After skulling a few drinks on request he went and signed a feral's boobs - I think it was her boyfriend who nominated her

Very Strayan!
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Old Jan 28th 2004, 7:25 pm
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Originally posted by Goodpubmisser Actually another bit of "pleasure" that I forgot to mention was that I had parked in North Sydney as there was nowhere to park in Sydney itself.
Let me get this bit right.

You go to the city on a day when it is largely closed to traffic. An event which must attract close to half a million people - allegedly 250,00 at Darling Harbour alone - and expect to PARK in the city?

Clearly your views are valuable and worthy of mature consideration.
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Old Jan 31st 2004, 5:26 pm
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Originally posted by Banksia
Let me get this bit right.

You go to the city on a day when it is largely closed to traffic. An event which must attract close to half a million people - allegedly 250,00 at Darling Harbour alone - and expect to PARK in the city?

Clearly your views are valuable and worthy of mature consideration.

Why are you having a go at me?

I know, I know, you are in your 30's desperate to start popping out kids but your man cannot get a hard-on with you any more. You talk to him about counseling and he politely refuses. You see by his internet tracks that he regularly visits porn sites. You are confused and angry with men in general.

Try losing some weight and start acting like a woman - maybe this and a paper bag will lead to romance.

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Old Jan 31st 2004, 8:21 pm
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Originally posted by Goodpubmisser
Why are you having a go at me?

I know, I know, you are in your 30's desperate to start popping out kids but your man cannot get a hard-on with you any more. You talk to him about counseling and he politely refuses. You see by his internet tracks that he regularly visits porn sites. You are confused and angry with men in general.

Try losing some weight and start acting like a woman - maybe this and a paper bag will lead to romance.
are you talking from experience there clement?

 
Old Jan 31st 2004, 10:54 pm
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Actually the paper bag has a dual purpose for Boring Banksia:

1. So the poor guy does not have to see her face during the planned activity

2. A handy item in case he throws up.


By the way Banksia, I know of a couple places to park in Sydney that are free even during Australia Day. I went to one of them but the footbridge that I would have been using was fenced off by the Council.

Thus I decided to park in North Sydney.

Anyway enough of wasting my time with you. I have sent you a personal message as per popular request but I suggest that if you follow my advice, use something soft like a banana.

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