S Butterworth

Hello everyone I'm a first time caller so be gentle with me.

I've just been issued my visa to Australia and am in the process of choosing what to pack.

I have a large collection of pornographic videos.

Will I be able to take these or will the customs seize them (for their collections) and if i do get them to Australia will they play on an Australian video player.

You may think that I'm just another yorkshire pervert but this is really an artistic collection, with several John Holmes originals with autograped covers.

Any advise would be appreciated.

Scott

WBB

if you decide not to take them, i have a friend who will take them off you.

Bix

Scott,
Are you genuine ?
First post you make is to start a thread about porn ?
Sounds very suss to me

WBB

an obvious troll, lets just string him along.

bondipom

Apparently Canberra has plenty of hard core porn if you do leave your collection behind. Lets hope its not John Howard starring instead of big John Holmes.

WBB at least a non abusive troll.

Pollyana

Hello, I'm very new and innocent and I don't understand what this "hard-core" stuff is? Isn't that something you build roads out of? I've got a video player and lots of tapes but I can't find the words "Hard Core" on either Wallace and Gromit or Ice Age, so maybe they just aren't my sort of video?

However, I did have an apple for lunch and that had a bit of a hard core....... maybe they are fruity videos?

Badge

Top Tips

Take out the tapes and put them in to covers eg. Bambi, Winnie the Pooh, The Wiggles.

If this is not good enough, I have heard of people taking out the reels of tape from the plastic box and putting them into plastic boxes from those of Bambi etc. So no need to change the labels on the tapes, or show signs of tampering.

Failing that, loose the covers, get blank boxes label them something boring like "The History of the Swansea Maritime Museum 1741-1833", or "The Lesser Spotted Hebrides Eagle - A Spotter's Story".

Moderator
Ok that's enough Badge. We can all see you are obviously a hard core veteran in these matters.

Badge

S Butterworth

Cheers Badge but I do have a rather large collection but only plan to take about 200-300 of them so not really practical to rebox the lot and some are worth quite a bit in their original box's.


But the question is "do I have to hide them in the first place?"
ie is Australia progressive or like the UK used to be?

Before I get any more suggestions I will be offering the remainder of my collection to the good citizens of E Bay.

Yorky

warwick road

you should be sound, as long as its not kiddy porn on beastiality etc.......

sorry, just realised your from yorkshire, yes you will deffo have to leave the sheep shagging ones behind mate, try offering them to your local leeds utd supporters club

Bob the Builder

Hello Yorky

You don't need to go to all that bother with E BAY I'm heading down to Yorkshire next week. Where do you live?

Bob

Badge

Mate.

forget that geezer above. I can book a flight from Melbourne, and be in Yorkshire well within 18 hrs. I am the man.

badge

:scared:

Debbie Jo

Hi there

With 300 videos to watch and 8 kids when do you find time to eat sleep and work

where abouts in Yorkshire are you from?

Debbie jo

S Butterworth

Hi Debbie

Unfortunatelly I live in Bradford, and I've got plenty of time on my hands as I'm not working at the moment so maybe I'll leave the videos alone and try for number 9.

Yorky

Larissa

Hope you have a nice park near you Poll, think the newbie likes swinging

Manc

can't you flog em on Ebay?