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Valentines day confession
Well where to start, Im embarassed.
Erm... Here goes then... Well I have been unfaithful to my loving wife of five years and also my lover. I know its not big or anything but I did it and I feel rotten enough without you lot judging me. I'v just got to get this off my chest. It started a long time ago with a Belgium girl called Stella, she was from Louven, nice place and not too bubbly. I liked Stella, we saw each other virtually every night, even when my wife was pregnant. I found that I couldnt sleep without her. At first my wife was understanding but she soon got fed up with my wondering. So I agreed to stop seeing her. I didnt tell my wife but I kept on seeing Stella, she's got an irrisistable charm. I couldnt put her down. However after a misunderstanding at the supermarket I have now finnished with Stella. But you wont believe this. I have found a new lover, she's from France and a lot younger than Stella. She's nice, bit bubblier than Stella though. She isnt perfect though, she gives me headaches. But I can live with that. What I cant live with is her name. Kronenbourg 1664. What kind of name is that? Cheers :beer: :beer: :beer: PS Just to keep this thread relevant. What beer is available in OZ/NZ? |
i must be gay then because right now i am sat here with miller in my right hand.
:eek: :beer: :scared: ;) |
Originally posted by WBB i must be gay then because right now i am sat here with miller in my right hand. :eek: :beer: :scared: ;) Bet its Light as well. Shandy drinking poof :D |
Christ, is it valentines day??!! Better get down the ESSO garage sharpish! :scared:
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Originally posted by Jack Daws Poof ;) Bet its Light as well. Shandy drinking poof :D only problem is it's my last one and i have no more alcohol in da pad, we are going out for a "romantic" meal later but i need to get tanked up before that happens. i might have to run over the co-op shortly. :beer: ;) |
Originally posted by WBB 4.2 percent mate. only problem is it's my last one and i have no more alcohol in da pad, we are going out for a "romantic" meal later but i need to get tanked up before that happens. i might have to run over the co-op shortly. :beer: ;) You asking me out :confused: Poof :D Have a nice night ;) PS Check your PM's. |
Re: Valentines day confession
Originally posted by Jack Daws Well where to start, Im embarassed. Erm... Here goes then... Well I have been unfaithful to my loving wife of five years and also my lover. I know its not big or anything but I did it and I feel rotten enough without you lot judging me. I'v just got to get this off my chest. It started a long time ago with a Belgium girl called Stella, she was from Louven, nice place and not too bubbly. I liked Stella, we saw each other virtually every night, even when my wife was pregnant. I found that I couldnt sleep without her. At first my wife was understanding but she soon got fed up with my wondering. So I agreed to stop seeing her. I didnt tell my wife but I kept on seeing Stella, she's got an irrisistable charm. I couldnt put her down. However after a misunderstanding at the supermarket I have now finnished with Stella. But you wont believe this. I have found a new lover, she's from France and a lot younger than Stella. She's nice, bit bubblier than Stella though. She isnt perfect though, she gives me headaches. But I can live with that. What I cant live with is her name. Kronenbourg 1664. What kind of name is that? Cheers :beer: :beer: :beer: PS Just to keep this thread relevant. What beer is available in OZ/NZ? :confused: i feel i will have to go pub to talk things through with my old friend john smiths:D :D |
Re: Valentines day confession
Originally posted by userjay alas i have sercum to her intoxacating charms as well but this is somewat of a double blow as i now find out she has been betraying me with jack,whom is in love with billy,this could get complex :confused: i feel i will have to go pub to talk things through with my old friend john smiths:D :D Say Hi to Johnny boy for me Jay. He's a good listener him :D |
OH JACK
If you could see my daughter's face............lmfao......
here it is,....:eek: :eek: :eek: She's terribly worried your wife will read the thread...:D (NO I don't know where I got her from....) |
Re: OH JACK
Originally posted by sven37 If you could see my daughter's face............lmfao...... here it is,....:eek: :eek: :eek: She's terribly worried your wife will read the thread...:D (NO I don't know where I got her from....) Milkman? :D |
back from the co-op and the misses has had a chnge of heart, we are ordering an an indian instead of going out, i can bug you lot for longer now.
what shall i order? www.diplus.co.uk :beer: :D :beer: :D :beer: |
LMFAO well I was having a boring Saturday night tilll I read this.....thanks for brightening up me nite...........pity i almost pi$$hed myself laffin :rolleyes:
Bored Scotland :zzz: |
well now I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not hubby has a speckled hen in his hand. At least its not the bottle of sheep dip. But am I glad that tesco did not have any leg over to day :D
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Originally posted by kentcoast well now I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not hubby has a speckled hen in his hand. At least its not the bottle of sheep dip. But am I glad that tesco did not have any leg over to day :D Play your card right girl, you never know :D |
Originally posted by Jack Daws Play your card right girl, you never know :D |
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