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Old Feb 14th 2004, 5:00 pm
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Well where to start, Im embarassed.

Erm... Here goes then... Well I have been unfaithful to my loving wife of five years and also my lover.

I know its not big or anything but I did it and I feel rotten enough without you lot judging me. I'v just got to get this off my chest.

It started a long time ago with a Belgium girl called Stella, she was from Louven, nice place and not too bubbly. I liked Stella, we saw each other virtually every night, even when my wife was pregnant. I found that I couldnt sleep without her. At first my wife was understanding but she soon got fed up with my wondering. So I agreed to stop seeing her.

I didnt tell my wife but I kept on seeing Stella, she's got an irrisistable charm. I couldnt put her down.

However after a misunderstanding at the supermarket I have now finnished with Stella.

But you wont believe this. I have found a new lover, she's from France and a lot younger than Stella.

She's nice, bit bubblier than Stella though. She isnt perfect though, she gives me headaches. But I can live with that.
What I cant live with is her name. Kronenbourg 1664.

What kind of name is that?

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What beer is available in OZ/NZ?
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Old Feb 14th 2004, 5:02 pm
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i must be gay then because right now i am sat here with miller in my right hand.



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i must be gay then because right now i am sat here with miller in my right hand.



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Bet its Light as well. Shandy drinking poof
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Christ, is it valentines day??!! Better get down the ESSO garage sharpish! :scared:
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Originally posted by Jack Daws
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Bet its Light as well. Shandy drinking poof
4.2 percent mate.

only problem is it's my last one and i have no more alcohol in da pad, we are going out for a "romantic" meal later but i need to get tanked up before that happens.

i might have to run over the co-op shortly.



 
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4.2 percent mate.

only problem is it's my last one and i have no more alcohol in da pad, we are going out for a "romantic" meal later but i need to get tanked up before that happens.

i might have to run over the co-op shortly.




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Old Feb 14th 2004, 5:11 pm
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Originally posted by Jack Daws
Well where to start, Im embarassed.

Erm... Here goes then... Well I have been unfaithful to my loving wife of five years and also my lover.

I know its not big or anything but I did it and I feel rotten enough without you lot judging me. I'v just got to get this off my chest.

It started a long time ago with a Belgium girl called Stella, she was from Louven, nice place and not too bubbly. I liked Stella, we saw each other virtually every night, even when my wife was pregnant. I found that I couldnt sleep without her. At first my wife was understanding but she soon got fed up with my wondering. So I agreed to stop seeing her.

I didnt tell my wife but I kept on seeing Stella, she's got an irrisistable charm. I couldnt put her down.

However after a misunderstanding at the supermarket I have now finnished with Stella.

But you wont believe this. I have found a new lover, she's from France and a lot younger than Stella.

She's nice, bit bubblier than Stella though. She isnt perfect though, she gives me headaches. But I can live with that.
What I cant live with is her name. Kronenbourg 1664.

What kind of name is that?

Cheers






PS Just to keep this thread relevant.

What beer is available in OZ/NZ?
alas i have sercum to her intoxacating charms as well but this is somewat of a double blow as i now find out she has been betraying me with jack,whom is in love with billy,this could get complex
i feel i will have to go pub to talk things through with my old friend john smiths
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Originally posted by userjay
alas i have sercum to her intoxacating charms as well but this is somewat of a double blow as i now find out she has been betraying me with jack,whom is in love with billy,this could get complex
i feel i will have to go pub to talk things through with my old friend john smiths

Say Hi to Johnny boy for me Jay. He's a good listener him
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Old Feb 14th 2004, 5:22 pm
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If you could see my daughter's face............lmfao......

here it is,....

She's terribly worried your wife will read the thread...

(NO I don't know where I got her from....)
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If you could see my daughter's face............lmfao......

here it is,....

She's terribly worried your wife will read the thread...

(NO I don't know where I got her from....)

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back from the co-op and the misses has had a chnge of heart, we are ordering an an indian instead of going out, i can bug you lot for longer now.

what shall i order?

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LMFAO well I was having a boring Saturday night tilll I read this.....thanks for brightening up me nite...........pity i almost pi$$hed myself laffin

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Old Feb 14th 2004, 7:02 pm
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well now I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not hubby has a speckled hen in his hand. At least its not the bottle of sheep dip. But am I glad that tesco did not have any leg over to day
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well now I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not hubby has a speckled hen in his hand. At least its not the bottle of sheep dip. But am I glad that tesco did not have any leg over to day

Play your card right girl, you never know
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Originally posted by Jack Daws
Play your card right girl, you never know
well we've got a pot of hagen daz for bed
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