Valentines day confession
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Valentines day confession
Well where to start, Im embarassed.
Erm... Here goes then... Well I have been unfaithful to my loving wife of five years and also my lover.
I know its not big or anything but I did it and I feel rotten enough without you lot judging me. I'v just got to get this off my chest.
It started a long time ago with a Belgium girl called Stella, she was from Louven, nice place and not too bubbly. I liked Stella, we saw each other virtually every night, even when my wife was pregnant. I found that I couldnt sleep without her. At first my wife was understanding but she soon got fed up with my wondering. So I agreed to stop seeing her.
I didnt tell my wife but I kept on seeing Stella, she's got an irrisistable charm. I couldnt put her down.
However after a misunderstanding at the supermarket I have now finnished with Stella.
But you wont believe this. I have found a new lover, she's from France and a lot younger than Stella.
She's nice, bit bubblier than Stella though. She isnt perfect though, she gives me headaches. But I can live with that.
What I cant live with is her name. Kronenbourg 1664.
What kind of name is that?
Cheers
PS Just to keep this thread relevant.
What beer is available in OZ/NZ?
Erm... Here goes then... Well I have been unfaithful to my loving wife of five years and also my lover.
I know its not big or anything but I did it and I feel rotten enough without you lot judging me. I'v just got to get this off my chest.
It started a long time ago with a Belgium girl called Stella, she was from Louven, nice place and not too bubbly. I liked Stella, we saw each other virtually every night, even when my wife was pregnant. I found that I couldnt sleep without her. At first my wife was understanding but she soon got fed up with my wondering. So I agreed to stop seeing her.
I didnt tell my wife but I kept on seeing Stella, she's got an irrisistable charm. I couldnt put her down.
However after a misunderstanding at the supermarket I have now finnished with Stella.
But you wont believe this. I have found a new lover, she's from France and a lot younger than Stella.
She's nice, bit bubblier than Stella though. She isnt perfect though, she gives me headaches. But I can live with that.
What I cant live with is her name. Kronenbourg 1664.
What kind of name is that?
Cheers
PS Just to keep this thread relevant.
What beer is available in OZ/NZ?
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i must be gay then because right now i am sat here with miller in my right hand.
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Originally posted by WBB
i must be gay then because right now i am sat here with miller in my right hand.
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i must be gay then because right now i am sat here with miller in my right hand.
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Bet its Light as well. Shandy drinking poof
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Originally posted by Jack Daws
Poof
Bet its Light as well. Shandy drinking poof
Poof
Bet its Light as well. Shandy drinking poof
only problem is it's my last one and i have no more alcohol in da pad, we are going out for a "romantic" meal later but i need to get tanked up before that happens.
i might have to run over the co-op shortly.
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Originally posted by WBB
4.2 percent mate.
only problem is it's my last one and i have no more alcohol in da pad, we are going out for a "romantic" meal later but i need to get tanked up before that happens.
i might have to run over the co-op shortly.
4.2 percent mate.
only problem is it's my last one and i have no more alcohol in da pad, we are going out for a "romantic" meal later but i need to get tanked up before that happens.
i might have to run over the co-op shortly.
You asking me out
Poof
Have a nice night
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Re: Valentines day confession
Originally posted by Jack Daws
Well where to start, Im embarassed.
Erm... Here goes then... Well I have been unfaithful to my loving wife of five years and also my lover.
I know its not big or anything but I did it and I feel rotten enough without you lot judging me. I'v just got to get this off my chest.
It started a long time ago with a Belgium girl called Stella, she was from Louven, nice place and not too bubbly. I liked Stella, we saw each other virtually every night, even when my wife was pregnant. I found that I couldnt sleep without her. At first my wife was understanding but she soon got fed up with my wondering. So I agreed to stop seeing her.
I didnt tell my wife but I kept on seeing Stella, she's got an irrisistable charm. I couldnt put her down.
However after a misunderstanding at the supermarket I have now finnished with Stella.
But you wont believe this. I have found a new lover, she's from France and a lot younger than Stella.
She's nice, bit bubblier than Stella though. She isnt perfect though, she gives me headaches. But I can live with that.
What I cant live with is her name. Kronenbourg 1664.
What kind of name is that?
Cheers
PS Just to keep this thread relevant.
What beer is available in OZ/NZ?
Well where to start, Im embarassed.
Erm... Here goes then... Well I have been unfaithful to my loving wife of five years and also my lover.
I know its not big or anything but I did it and I feel rotten enough without you lot judging me. I'v just got to get this off my chest.
It started a long time ago with a Belgium girl called Stella, she was from Louven, nice place and not too bubbly. I liked Stella, we saw each other virtually every night, even when my wife was pregnant. I found that I couldnt sleep without her. At first my wife was understanding but she soon got fed up with my wondering. So I agreed to stop seeing her.
I didnt tell my wife but I kept on seeing Stella, she's got an irrisistable charm. I couldnt put her down.
However after a misunderstanding at the supermarket I have now finnished with Stella.
But you wont believe this. I have found a new lover, she's from France and a lot younger than Stella.
She's nice, bit bubblier than Stella though. She isnt perfect though, she gives me headaches. But I can live with that.
What I cant live with is her name. Kronenbourg 1664.
What kind of name is that?
Cheers
PS Just to keep this thread relevant.
What beer is available in OZ/NZ?
i feel i will have to go pub to talk things through with my old friend john smiths
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Re: Valentines day confession
Originally posted by userjay
alas i have sercum to her intoxacating charms as well but this is somewat of a double blow as i now find out she has been betraying me with jack,whom is in love with billy,this could get complex
i feel i will have to go pub to talk things through with my old friend john smiths
alas i have sercum to her intoxacating charms as well but this is somewat of a double blow as i now find out she has been betraying me with jack,whom is in love with billy,this could get complex
i feel i will have to go pub to talk things through with my old friend john smiths
Say Hi to Johnny boy for me Jay. He's a good listener him
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OH JACK
If you could see my daughter's face............lmfao......
here it is,....
She's terribly worried your wife will read the thread...
(NO I don't know where I got her from....)
here it is,....
She's terribly worried your wife will read the thread...
(NO I don't know where I got her from....)
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Re: OH JACK
Originally posted by sven37
If you could see my daughter's face............lmfao......
here it is,....
She's terribly worried your wife will read the thread...
(NO I don't know where I got her from....)
If you could see my daughter's face............lmfao......
here it is,....
She's terribly worried your wife will read the thread...
(NO I don't know where I got her from....)
Milkman?
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back from the co-op and the misses has had a chnge of heart, we are ordering an an indian instead of going out, i can bug you lot for longer now.
what shall i order?
www.diplus.co.uk
what shall i order?
www.diplus.co.uk
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LMFAO well I was having a boring Saturday night tilll I read this.....thanks for brightening up me nite...........pity i almost pi$$hed myself laffin
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well now I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not hubby has a speckled hen in his hand. At least its not the bottle of sheep dip. But am I glad that tesco did not have any leg over to day
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Originally posted by kentcoast
well now I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not hubby has a speckled hen in his hand. At least its not the bottle of sheep dip. But am I glad that tesco did not have any leg over to day
well now I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not hubby has a speckled hen in his hand. At least its not the bottle of sheep dip. But am I glad that tesco did not have any leg over to day
Play your card right girl, you never know
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Play your card right girl, you never know
Play your card right girl, you never know