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Old Oct 23rd 2006, 2:33 pm
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One of the things that struck me here in Australia compared to UK was the size of the Chicken breasts ( Im boring myself typing this ). I always thought that the Aussies pumped their chickens full of steroids to make them so fat chested (although I seem to have achieved the same effect using only TimTams ).

The recent McDonalds adverts suggest that no Aussie chickens contain Steroids or Hormones - so what is it that causes Aussie chooks to be so laden around the breast. Does anyone have any expose's from inside the henhouse, hidden hen-cams revealed?
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Originally Posted by spalen
One of the things that struck me here in Australia compared to UK was the size of the Chicken breasts ( Im boring myself typing this ). I always thought that the Aussies pumped their chickens full of steroids to make them so fat chested (although I seem to have achieved the same effect using only TimTams ).

The recent McDonalds adverts suggest that no Aussie chickens contain Steroids or Hormones - so what is it that causes Aussie chooks to be so laden around the breast. Does anyone have any expose's from inside the henhouse, hidden hen-cams revealed?
I must admit to being strangely drawn to this thread!!
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I noticed much the same thing but it wasn't on chickens.............
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Old Oct 23rd 2006, 2:38 pm
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I am a salesman, its my training to get people to listen to me under false pretence.

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Originally Posted by spalen
I am a salesman, its my training to get people to listen to me under false pretence.
lol, at least you're an honest salesman!
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I have a hunch that your a really good salesman
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Originally Posted by spalen
One of the things that struck me here in Australia compared to UK was the size of the Chicken breasts ( Im boring myself typing this ). I always thought that the Aussies pumped their chickens full of steroids to make them so fat chested (although I seem to have achieved the same effect using only TimTams ).

The recent McDonalds adverts suggest that no Aussie chickens contain Steroids or Hormones - so what is it that causes Aussie chooks to be so laden around the breast. Does anyone have any expose's from inside the henhouse, hidden hen-cams revealed?
Must say I am disappointed, I was hoping for something a bit racier lol
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Old Oct 23rd 2006, 2:58 pm
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It doesnt look like anyone knows the answer to my very serious question then....
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What I'd like to know is where you can buy the big chickens that the breasts come off!
I've only ever seen really smalll chickens, but the breasts on their own are huge!
What's all that about?
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Originally Posted by nightnurse2
What I'd like to know is where you can buy the big chickens that the breasts come off!
I've only ever seen really smalll chickens, but the breasts on their own are huge!
What's all that about?
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All the big chested hens have been murdered and chopped up to put into coles packets. Thats why you cant see them running around. Maybe there is some mutant version with 4 breasts, two on the back and two on the front kinda thing.
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How much does it cost to have a breast augmentation of a chook! (see got the lingo and still in blighty!)

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Originally Posted by wafc
I must admit to being strangely drawn to this thread!!
...I'm here too!
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Default Re: Unfeasibly Large Breasts

Originally Posted by spalen
One of the things that struck me here in Australia compared to UK was the size of the Chicken breasts ( Im boring myself typing this ). I always thought that the Aussies pumped their chickens full of steroids to make them so fat chested (although I seem to have achieved the same effect using only TimTams ).

The recent McDonalds adverts suggest that no Aussie chickens contain Steroids or Hormones - so what is it that causes Aussie chooks to be so laden around the breast. Does anyone have any expose's from inside the henhouse, hidden hen-cams revealed?
Bloody Hell, thought you'd found a picture of my wife !
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Bloody Hell, thought you'd found a picture of my wife !

No, that would have been 'unfeasibly large idiot'....for marrying you!!!
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What I want to know is how/why you can buy chickens in Coles with 4 legs
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