Tying a knot in it.
Apr 25th 2005, 4:05 am
#16
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
So no medical reason then?
Just women thinking men deserve a bit of pain?
Eye of a needle? Still?
Cheers,
JTL
Just women thinking men deserve a bit of pain?
Eye of a needle? Still?
Cheers,
JTL
Probably cleopatra's :scared:
Yes medical - me general anasthetic, him local (probably pass out from the initial injection anyway, big woos (why are firemen scared of needles and their own blood
Apr 25th 2005, 4:28 am
#17
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Originally Posted by Fuzzy Duck
The time has come where I have to consider tying my veins. It is with a little sadness that I approach this forum asking for advice on the where and why for's of having the snip.
Anyone had one in Australia? How much did it cost, what was the waiting list like etc.
I have spread a fair bit of seed in my time but it will still be a sad day when I finally shoot a blank wad.
:scared:
Anyone had one in Australia? How much did it cost, what was the waiting list like etc.
I have spread a fair bit of seed in my time but it will still be a sad day when I finally shoot a blank wad.
:scared:
Try having it reversed :scared: :scared: bleeding agony.
Well worth it though, coz it worked
Apr 25th 2005, 4:35 am
#18
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Originally Posted by Fuzzy Duck
The time has come where I have to consider tying my veins. It is with a little sadness that I approach this forum asking for advice on the where and why for's of having the snip.
Anyone had one in Australia? How much did it cost, what was the waiting list like etc.
I have spread a fair bit of seed in my time but it will still be a sad day when I finally shoot a blank wad.
:scared:
Anyone had one in Australia? How much did it cost, what was the waiting list like etc.
I have spread a fair bit of seed in my time but it will still be a sad day when I finally shoot a blank wad.
:scared:
Apr 25th 2005, 4:36 am
#19
Jammy Dodger
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Thank you. thank you, thank you.... have just spent the day childminding 2 toddlers (enough of a contraceptive for anyone) - logged on to forum tired, bored and ratty... read this thread and laughed hard enough to pee my pants!! God bless ya, one an' all (But just don't tell any of this to hubby who is "thinking about it"?! After 3 caesarians, I should bloomin' well think so!!!!!!)
Apr 25th 2005, 4:37 am
#20
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
p.s. Mr Fuzzy Duck - would you be changing your name after the op??
Apr 25th 2005, 4:42 am
#21
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Idiot question alert 
Why do the men have to get it done, and not the women. If you don't want more kids, why not get your own tubes tied?
Its a genuine question. Mrs JTL claims its because it causes problems for women (medically I mean). Whereas for men, it just causes short term pain.
Cheers,
JTL
Why do the men have to get it done, and not the women. If you don't want more kids, why not get your own tubes tied?
Its a genuine question. Mrs JTL claims its because it causes problems for women (medically I mean). Whereas for men, it just causes short term pain.
Cheers,
JTL
Apr 25th 2005, 8:48 pm
#22
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Well you all give me a good laugh But now I am more nervous than before.
I might just abstain, less painful.
But now I am more nervous than before. I might just abstain, less painful.
Apr 25th 2005, 9:33 pm
#23
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Hi
Lovely subject BTW!!!
My hubby had this done a couple of years ago, but was too :scared: to go with the local anaestetic, so he went with a general, no probs and was uncomfortable for about 3 days, fine within the week!!!
Now, I observed this procedure (3 months to go till qualified nurse) at a minor surgery clinic last week, under local anaestetic, my advice would most definately be go with the general if you get a choice!!!!
I was definately feeling very sorry for these chaps, they looked absolutely terrified!!!!
Anyway, as they say with childbirth, its worth it in the end!!!!!
Lovely subject BTW!!!
My hubby had this done a couple of years ago, but was too :scared: to go with the local anaestetic, so he went with a general, no probs and was uncomfortable for about 3 days, fine within the week!!!
Now, I observed this procedure (3 months to go till qualified nurse) at a minor surgery clinic last week, under local anaestetic, my advice would most definately be go with the general if you get a choice!!!!
I was definately feeling very sorry for these chaps, they looked absolutely terrified!!!!
Anyway, as they say with childbirth, its worth it in the end!!!!!
Apr 25th 2005, 9:46 pm
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
when i watched it done it reminded me of watching a black bird pull up a worm 
very occasionally men get an e***ion during the process.............now thats embarrassing
very occasionally men get an e***ion during the process.............now thats embarrassing
Apr 25th 2005, 9:54 pm
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Make sure you get waxed first
JTL you talk about an eye for an eye, but belive me after 2 births and all of the joys(
) what you guys have to go through to make sure it doesn't happen again is nothing NOTHING!!! You get to lay there and have your tackle fondled, jeeze how hard can it be
JTL you talk about an eye for an eye, but belive me after 2 births and all of the joys(
) what you guys have to go through to make sure it doesn't happen again is nothing NOTHING!!! You get to lay there and have your tackle fondled, jeeze how hard can it be
Apr 25th 2005, 10:07 pm
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Originally Posted by yvsie
when i watched it done it reminded me of watching a black bird pull up a worm
very occasionally men get an e***ion during the process.............now thats embarrassing
very occasionally men get an e***ion during the process.............now thats embarrassing
yeah and when a blackbird gets the worm in her beak she then "snips" the worm in half, but does'nt throw away the middle part!!!!!
I could tell all the men were trying desperately to think of something else!!! Two of the men did get an e***tion, think that may have been the reason for the terrified look!!!
Apr 25th 2005, 10:09 pm
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Originally Posted by Fuzzy Duck
Well you all give me a good laugh But now I am more nervous than before.
I might just abstain, less painful.
But now I am more nervous than before. I might just abstain, less painful.
Don't forget the dettol for after [ouch...evil]
Fill the wheelbarrow up with neat dettol. Submerge swollen melon sized gonads.
You can then wheel yourself around for a few days till swelling goes down.
Tooo easy
Apr 25th 2005, 10:13 pm
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
I had it done quite a few yrs ago. I got all the bullshit about pain and swelling and can categorically state there was no pain just a little mild discomfort. No swelling and only a very small bruise around the tiny 1/4" incision. Had it done Friday afternoon at the doctors surgery took about 20 mins. Stayed in bed all Saturday and then went out on the town in the evening. Back at work Monday morning as though nothing had happened . Could be that the Doc specialised in doing them and was very good but I was extremely worried by the horror stories I'd heard :scared: gladly they proved to be false and were generally from blokes who were macho enough to have sent their wife's in for major surgery instead .
. Could be that the Doc specialised in doing them and was very good but I was extremely worried by the horror stories I'd heard :scared: gladly they proved to be false and were generally from blokes who were macho enough to have sent their wife's in for major surgery instead .
Apr 25th 2005, 10:40 pm
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Originally Posted by yvsie
when i watched it done it reminded me of watching a black bird pull up a worm
very occasionally men get an e***ion during the process.............now thats embarrassing
very occasionally men get an e***ion during the process.............now thats embarrassing
It can't be that much of a pleasure can it Shows how different men are to women - can't imagine a woman getting frisky whilst having a smear done :scared: God some men are so shallow
Apr 25th 2005, 11:10 pm
#30
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Re: Tying a knot in it.
Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life
It doesn't really matter where you have it done, IT WILL BE BLOODY PAINFULL.
I suggest you prepare yourself for 5 days rest after and ensure you have some crutches as walking wil be painfull. just to put you off I have heard some horror stoires where they are the size of apples after the op..Ouch.
I suggest you prepare yourself for 5 days rest after and ensure you have some crutches as walking wil be painfull. just to put you off I have heard some horror stoires where they are the size of apples after the op..Ouch.
Approximately 40-50 years of periods, PMT and cramps.
Smear tests
All in preparation for approx 5 years of hot flushes, night sweats, HRT, osteoporosis and KY jelly shopping.
Inbetween all this we have 9 months pregnancy, including stretchmarks, heartburn, varicose veins (in amazing places), urgent need to wee less than 5 mls every hour. walking like John Wayne for months not 5 days!
Then of course there's labour :scared: .......enough said on that! but lets just highlight things like-episiotomy, tears, stitches,epidurals,c.sections.
Years of sleepless nights, breastfeeding, stress incontinence.
But the worst that is inflicted on a woman is a bloody whinging man who had two tiny tubes snipped (not veins-don't over egg the pudding!!) hobbling and boasting to all and sundry!
We live longer than you too, so we suffer it all for longer and usually with out a solitary moan!
Yes there is a bloody good reason why women like their beloveds to have the snip...................
