Timber Floor Au

Ok here goes, you have to do minimum of 15 links

wbb was from wales
whales are large see mammals
mammals such as duck billed platypus live in australia
australia is home to kylie minogue
kylie starred in neighbours
neighbours live next door
the doors new song is Live in Amerca
coming to america starred eddie murphy
murphy is an irish name
capital of ireland is dublin
dublin is opposite holyhead
frankie goes to hollywood released Welcome to the Pleasure Dome
London has its own Dome, in Greenwich
GMT is the time used in Great Britain
a person migrating to Oz from Britain is called a Pom
Pom Poms are used by cheer leaders
Ted Danson was a star in cheers
Dancing in the moonlight was performed by King Harvest
a Farmer harvests his crops
Goats eat crops
another name for a Goat is BILLY !
the three Billy goats Gruff, were chased by a TROLL !



Voila !

Bordy

Youve got far to much time on your hands.

Timber Floor Au

Daz is a washing powder
washing powder goes in a washing machine
the 1st washing machine was called a scrub board
a scrub is also a name for an aussie turkey
turkeys are eaten at xmas
xmas was the birth of jesus
jesus dad was called joseph
joseph had a technicolour dream coat
the star of J & HTDC was jason donovan
jason donovan snorted cocaine
cocaine is a narcotic
dub narcotics released a song called out of your mind
out of body experience is called transandental meditation
meditation is like yoga
yogi bear lived in jellystone park
jelly is virtually 90% water
waters governing body is OFWAT
anagram of OFWAT is FATOW
Sandy Fatow is the pastor of trinity church
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side is a jamaican song
Jamaica was home to bob marley
bob marley most famous album was Legend
a leg end is a sock
the sock was invented by roth
roth was an egyptian god
god created heaven and earth
eartha kitt was born in south carolina
oh carolina was sung by shaggy
shaggy is a star of scooby doo
scooby doo was created by joseph barbera
barbara anne was sung by the beach boys
beach boys love to surf
surf is a washing powder !

Timber Floor Au

FUN THO and productively non productive

Timber Floor Au

bump

Timber Floor Au

cmon give it a go !

Timber Floor Au

...WIMPS LOL

mutant

OK I will start, somebody else can follow on, maybe it will take off that way?

Ok here goes


Timber is made of wood

Timber Floor Au

oH UR FUNNY, theres a place for you, but they aint dug it yet lol

mutant

Wassup timber, don't like being made to look a fool, you can give it but not take it?

Timber Floor Au

here goes:


mutant is an alien
alien starred sigourney weaver
dennis weaver starred as Sam McCloud
SAM is a type of missile
missiles are used in war
america launched a war on iraq
iraqs leader was saddam hussein
saddam hid in a hole underground
going underground was sung by the Jam
jam goes on toast
toast is bread
bread sang everything i own
everything i own is going to oz
ozzy osbourne sang dreamer
dreams are happy nighmares
nightmare on elm street starred freddy kruger
krugerrand comes out of africa
out of africa starred robert redford
ford made the galaxy
galaxy is a group of stars
a group of stars goto the Oscars
oscar wilde wrote 1984
in 1984 carl lewis was the star of the olympics
the olympics were begun in greece
grease stars were john travolta and olivia newton john
olivia newton john sand summer loving
summer in australia is in december
december is 12th month of year
a year has 52 weeks
DIMIA take approximately 52 weeks to process Visa application
visa is also a credit card
credit cards get swiped on a PDQ machine
pdq also means pretty damn quick
cut to the quick is a metaphor
metaphoric is a figure os speech
speech is controlled by the larynx
larynx is the voice box
box jelly fish sting
sting was lead singer of the police
the police are called bobbys
a bobby pin is used in dressmaking
famous dress maker is zhandra rhodes
rhodes is the island of roses
the stone roses sang i am without shoes
without shoes is called barefoot
barefoot was a famous red indian
indians eat rice
anneka rice hosted treasure hunt
pirates hunt for treasure
famous pirate was long john silver
silvers chemical symbol is AG
the chemical brothers sang dig your own hole
a hole is dug with a spade
a spade is a suit in cards
play your cards right was hosted by bruce forsyth
the forsythe saga starred barbara flynn
errol flynn supposedly was hung like a horse
last public hanging was in west virginia
virginia is a make of tobbacco
tobbacco was discovered by Sir walter ralleigh
ralleigh is a bicyle maker
bikes have 2 wheels
2 wheels was a song by the prefab sprouts
sprouts give u gas
gas is noxious
abnozious is to get on someones tits
dolly parton had huge tits
dolly wrote lyrics for i will always love you
i will always love you brought fame to whitney houston
whitney houston is related to dionne warwick
warwick is a county
a count court judgement is called a ccj
ccj's are issued by courts
courts is a crap retail shop
retail therapy is a passion for women
women can multitask
a computer multitasks
the heart of a computer is the chip
chips are made from potatoes
potatoes grow in the ground
ground force starred alan titchmarsh
alan titchmarsh is a gardner
ava gardner was born on 24th december
24th december is called xmas eve
eve's male friend was adam
adam and the ants sang puss in boots
wellington boots are worn by farmers
farmers own pigs
pigs provide bacon
bacon and eggs is a fry up
stephen fry starred in black adder
a black adder is a snake
some snakes eat birds
birds nest soup is a delicacy in china
china is in the east
west is opposite to east
west side story was an adaptation of romeo and juliet
romeo and juliet was written by shakespeare
shakespeares sister sang STAY
a stay is part of a window
windows was invented by bill gates
gates keep animals in
the animals sang around and around
around and around gets you dizzy
dizzy gillespie was a trumpeter
roy castle also played trumpet
roy castle presented record breakers
record breakers are in the guinness book of worl records
guiness is a beer
beer was invented by the romans
romans thought the world rested on a giant tortoise
tortoises are related to turtles
ninja turtles were MUTANTS


Oh and a MUTE ANT is a deaf insect ! say no more

hevs

Thought the idea was that you had to loop it round to get to something at the end. Or am i thinking of a different game entirely

Timber Floor Au

Im just havin fun, beats doin daft posts regarding smog in britol, and can i export a hip flask for my pet cat Herbert !

hevs

LOL. Yes you can, as long as you declare any contents to customs

Timber Floor Au

have a go its not easy lol, im just killing time