Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Oct 14th 2005, 11:00 pm
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Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Courtesy of years of intense rivalry between Palace and Brighton and shamlessley Plagerised from the Palace website
Whitehawk Tornado Appeal
A tornado hit Whitehawk today, causing widespread damage.
Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my ed in'. The tornado decimated the area, causing in excess of £7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived. One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said, 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and me 'ands were shaking dat much I could 'ardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha.'
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher and Argos catalogues.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Fila tracksuits (his and hers preferably), hoodies, white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers (prison white only).
Food parcels are also needed, to include Big Macs, McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed:
22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on.
£2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner.
£3.00 buys a pirate CD.
£20 buys a fake MoT (needed to keep the fleet of Vauxhall Nova's legal) or 10 gallons of red diesel (to burn the vehicle out with).
£26 buys 200 Rothmans from Barry who has just got back from Kavos.
When asked to comment on the disaster a Home Office spokesman gave the following statement: 'Am I bovered?. Does this face look bovered to u?'
(c) 2005 Reuters
Whitehawk Tornado Appeal
A tornado hit Whitehawk today, causing widespread damage.
Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my ed in'. The tornado decimated the area, causing in excess of £7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived. One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said, 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and me 'ands were shaking dat much I could 'ardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha.'
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher and Argos catalogues.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Fila tracksuits (his and hers preferably), hoodies, white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers (prison white only).
Food parcels are also needed, to include Big Macs, McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed:
22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on.
£2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner.
£3.00 buys a pirate CD.
£20 buys a fake MoT (needed to keep the fleet of Vauxhall Nova's legal) or 10 gallons of red diesel (to burn the vehicle out with).
£26 buys 200 Rothmans from Barry who has just got back from Kavos.
When asked to comment on the disaster a Home Office spokesman gave the following statement: 'Am I bovered?. Does this face look bovered to u?'
(c) 2005 Reuters
Oct 14th 2005, 11:08 pm
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
Courtesy of years of intense rivalry between Palace and Brighton and shamlessley Plagerised from the Palace website
Whitehawk Tornado Appeal
A tornado hit Whitehawk today, causing widespread damage.
Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my ed in'. The tornado decimated the area, causing in excess of £7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived. One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said, 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and me 'ands were shaking dat much I could 'ardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha.'
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher and Argos catalogues.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Fila tracksuits (his and hers preferably), hoodies, white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers (prison white only).
Food parcels are also needed, to include Big Macs, McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed:
22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on.
£2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner.
£3.00 buys a pirate CD.
£20 buys a fake MoT (needed to keep the fleet of Vauxhall Nova's legal) or 10 gallons of red diesel (to burn the vehicle out with).
£26 buys 200 Rothmans from Barry who has just got back from Kavos.
When asked to comment on the disaster a Home Office spokesman gave the following statement: 'Am I bovered?. Does this face look bovered to u?'
(c) 2005 Reuters
Whitehawk Tornado Appeal
A tornado hit Whitehawk today, causing widespread damage.
Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my ed in'. The tornado decimated the area, causing in excess of £7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived. One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said, 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and me 'ands were shaking dat much I could 'ardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha.'
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher and Argos catalogues.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Fila tracksuits (his and hers preferably), hoodies, white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers (prison white only).
Food parcels are also needed, to include Big Macs, McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed:
22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on.
£2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner.
£3.00 buys a pirate CD.
£20 buys a fake MoT (needed to keep the fleet of Vauxhall Nova's legal) or 10 gallons of red diesel (to burn the vehicle out with).
£26 buys 200 Rothmans from Barry who has just got back from Kavos.
When asked to comment on the disaster a Home Office spokesman gave the following statement: 'Am I bovered?. Does this face look bovered to u?'
(c) 2005 Reuters
Oct 14th 2005, 11:59 pm
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
LOL. I thought you were going to say a Tornado hit Whitehawk and did 2 million quids worth of improvements
I heard the same one about Basildon, except the last part, a girl was pulled from the rubble covered in blood, she was asked; were are you bleeding from, she replied I'm from bleeding Romford whots it to do with you
Oct 15th 2005, 12:16 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
Courtesy of years of intense rivalry between Palace and Brighton and shamlessley Plagerised from the Palace website
Whitehawk Tornado Appeal
A tornado hit Whitehawk today, causing widespread damage.
Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my ed in'. The tornado decimated the area, causing in excess of £7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived. One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said, 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and me 'ands were shaking dat much I could 'ardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha.'
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher and Argos catalogues.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Fila tracksuits (his and hers preferably), hoodies, white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers (prison white only).
Food parcels are also needed, to include Big Macs, McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed:
22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on.
£2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner.
£3.00 buys a pirate CD.
£20 buys a fake MoT (needed to keep the fleet of Vauxhall Nova's legal) or 10 gallons of red diesel (to burn the vehicle out with).
£26 buys 200 Rothmans from Barry who has just got back from Kavos.
When asked to comment on the disaster a Home Office spokesman gave the following statement: 'Am I bovered?. Does this face look bovered to u?'
(c) 2005 Reuters
Whitehawk Tornado Appeal
A tornado hit Whitehawk today, causing widespread damage.
Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my ed in'. The tornado decimated the area, causing in excess of £7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived. One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said, 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and me 'ands were shaking dat much I could 'ardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha.'
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher and Argos catalogues.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Fila tracksuits (his and hers preferably), hoodies, white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers (prison white only).
Food parcels are also needed, to include Big Macs, McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed:
22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on.
£2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner.
£3.00 buys a pirate CD.
£20 buys a fake MoT (needed to keep the fleet of Vauxhall Nova's legal) or 10 gallons of red diesel (to burn the vehicle out with).
£26 buys 200 Rothmans from Barry who has just got back from Kavos.
When asked to comment on the disaster a Home Office spokesman gave the following statement: 'Am I bovered?. Does this face look bovered to u?'
(c) 2005 Reuters
Oct 15th 2005, 12:27 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by Carkedit
Shame it didnt take out moulsecomb as well ;-)
Oct 15th 2005, 12:30 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Hangleton anybody?
Oct 15th 2005, 12:31 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by Carkedit
hollingdean...
Oct 15th 2005, 12:32 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
It would be rude not to include Coldean as well
indeed...
Oct 15th 2005, 12:38 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by Carkedit
indeed...
Oct 15th 2005, 12:43 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
And the little known Meadowview, up by the Jewish cemetery on Bear Road, a holding area for Whitehawk and Moulscombe, luvverly, otherwise known as 'little Beirut'
Oct 15th 2005, 12:45 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by Carkedit
You know what..didnt know about that place..only scoot down there if I need to go to Currys and Halfords!
Oct 15th 2005, 12:46 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
The Old Barracks?
Oct 15th 2005, 12:51 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by Carkedit
Yeah..
Oct 15th 2005, 12:56 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Almost forgot the Bristol Estate, behind the Royal Sussex Hospital with the 8 Till Late that was always shut, due to Robbery, Arson or fear
Oct 15th 2005, 1:05 am
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Re: Tornado hits whitehawk, Brighton
Originally Posted by Carkedit
I made the mistake of catching the bus that went to Bristol Estate...only wanted to go a few stops..never again!!
