Stupid parking
Dec 11th 2009, 2:40 pm
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Stupid parking
To the stupid, inconsiderate, blond, selfish woman driving that excuse for a car with the license plate "MELANIE 1" try thinking before parking in the car park lanes. Try parking in the spaces with the white lines around them. The place where you left your gas-guzzling so-called off-roader is where the other lane of traffic would go to get around the normally congested car park at Carousel Shopping Centre. Try, and this is going to be hard for you, to think of others whilst those hunger pangs are eating away at your 300 pound hulk forcing you to make an emergency park as you dash to fill your face with food court junk food and return that pair of knickers to Target.
Dec 11th 2009, 2:48 pm
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Re: Stupid parking
To the stupid, inconsiderate, blond, selfish woman driving that excuse for a car with the license plate "MELANIE 1" try thinking before parking in the car park lanes. Try parking in the spaces with the white lines around them. The place where you left your gas-guzzling so-called off-roader is where the other lane of traffic would go to get around the normally congested car park at Carousel Shopping Centre. Try, and this is going to be hard for you, to think of others whilst those hunger pangs are eating away at your 300 pound hulk forcing you to make an emergency park as you dash to fill your face with food court junk food and return that pair of knickers to Target.
Dec 11th 2009, 7:53 pm
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Re: Stupid parking
Road rage!
Dec 11th 2009, 8:07 pm
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Re: Stupid parking
To the stupid, inconsiderate, blond, selfish woman driving that excuse for a car with the license plate "MELANIE 1" try thinking before parking in the car park lanes. Try parking in the spaces with the white lines around them. The place where you left your gas-guzzling so-called off-roader is where the other lane of traffic would go to get around the normally congested car park at Carousel Shopping Centre. Try, and this is going to be hard for you, to think of others whilst those hunger pangs are eating away at your 300 pound hulk forcing you to make an emergency park as you dash to fill your face with food court junk food and return that pair of knickers to Target.
Dec 11th 2009, 9:41 pm
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Dec 12th 2009, 9:20 am
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Re: Stupid parking
To the stupid, inconsiderate, blond, selfish woman driving that excuse for a car with the license plate "MELANIE 1" ...... whilst those hunger pangs are eating away at your 300 pound hulk forcing you to make an emergency park as you dash to fill your face with food court junk food and return that pair of knickers to Target.
Dec 12th 2009, 9:36 am
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