Story for Poll and Hevs -warning frivilous!
May 8th 2004, 8:48 pm
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"That's not a moggie, that's a duck billed platypus" said Mrs DB, "But what's it doing with my....
May 8th 2004, 8:50 pm
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tupperware catalogue??
May 8th 2004, 8:59 pm
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'kick its arse!!!' said Mrs DB....we haven't time for this!!! We have things to do...people to see!!
Suddenly the croc hunter appears again and shouts........
Suddenly the croc hunter appears again and shouts........
May 8th 2004, 9:04 pm
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geez my chirpodist is going to cane me again with them toads as i havnt been in for a while my mail nail cutting session with the beautician hevs the ,,,,
May 8th 2004, 9:07 pm
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mad pommie"
But Mrs DB ran him down in her 4 x 4 and left him for dead...
But Mrs DB ran him down in her 4 x 4 and left him for dead...
May 8th 2004, 9:10 pm
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which the cane toads thought she was a gonna and proceeded to lick her unbeknowing to them that she was in fact.......
May 8th 2004, 10:44 pm
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....an Aussie and not an Expat, and therefore didn't have that delectable "foreign" taste.
They roared up towards Pollys' place but ground to a halt when they came to the Gateway Bridge. "Oh no", screamed Hevs "Its one of those nasty toll bridges, have you got any change Mrs D"
Shes scrabbled around in the car but the little Dagboys had taken all the change to buy.........
They roared up towards Pollys' place but ground to a halt when they came to the Gateway Bridge. "Oh no", screamed Hevs "Its one of those nasty toll bridges, have you got any change Mrs D"
Shes scrabbled around in the car but the little Dagboys had taken all the change to buy.........
May 9th 2004, 3:51 am
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an expensive kangaroo scrotum purse for Mr DB, for father's day.
"Whose that going over my bridge?" bellowed the Troll...
"Whose that going over my bridge?" bellowed the Troll...
May 9th 2004, 6:55 am
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Originally posted by Larissa
an expensive kangaroo scrotum purse for Mr DB, for father's day.
"Whose that going over my bridge?" bellowed the Troll...
an expensive kangaroo scrotum purse for Mr DB, for father's day.
"Whose that going over my bridge?" bellowed the Troll...
[I'm trying...........me finks that's everything for Polls potion?
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May 9th 2004, 8:07 am
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"Mmmmmm.... that'll do for a cauldron" thought Hev's, as the troll waved his garbage pail under her nose. Closer inspection of the troll revealed a lettuce leaf attached to his hairy chest...
"Blimey!" screamed Hev, "Who turned Brad into a Troll?"
(Don't worry Phoenix, we'll get to the potion bit later )
"Blimey!" screamed Hev, "Who turned Brad into a Troll?"
(Don't worry Phoenix, we'll get to the potion bit later
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May 9th 2004, 11:03 am
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It was that pessinmistic, aus hating, statistic posting bastard , thats buggered off home back to blighty, how the hell do we change him back to his former spunky self?????
Hevs is crying into the bucket/ potion thingy at this point. Tears of mirth, you mad, mad sheilas
Hevs is crying into the bucket/ potion thingy at this point. Tears of mirth, you mad, mad sheilas
May 9th 2004, 11:06 am
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Maybe we could use the galaxy minstrals i was royally ripped off for today $3 furkin 50!!!!
Oh but they taste sooooo goooood
Oh but they taste sooooo goooood
May 9th 2004, 11:12 am
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"yeh.....so how did yer guess it was me?" said the Troll
"cos yer got an Ozzy / UK accent yer bloody troll" said Hevs
"and stop spitting on me Minstrels when I'm talkin to ya" continued Hevs
"cos yer got an Ozzy / UK accent yer bloody troll" said Hevs
"and stop spitting on me Minstrels when I'm talkin to ya" continued Hevs
May 9th 2004, 11:20 am
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The troll was all set to salavate upon the squeeling women, but a deal was done involving the troll being able to post on the forum with statistics, providing all of the site members could use their "ignore" function.
He got a minstrel into the bargin
Mrs DB in the mean time was still searching the car for the change for the bridge when she stumbled across.............
He got a minstrel into the bargin
Mrs DB in the mean time was still searching the car for the change for the bridge when she stumbled across.............
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May 9th 2004, 11:32 am
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Originally posted by hevs
The troll was all set to salavate upon the squeeling women, but a deal was done involving the troll being able to post on the forum with statistics, providing all of the site members could use their "ignore" function.
He got a minstrel into the bargin
Mrs DB in the mean time was still searching the car for the change for the bridge when she stumbled across.............
The troll was all set to salavate upon the squeeling women, but a deal was done involving the troll being able to post on the forum with statistics, providing all of the site members could use their "ignore" function.
He got a minstrel into the bargin
Mrs DB in the mean time was still searching the car for the change for the bridge when she stumbled across.............
"Oh bloody hell Hevs......quick duck down so he doesn't see us" said MrsDB in a whisper
"so who doesn't see us?" says Hevs
"That Troll over there.........his name's Stike Manton.....the last time I heard he'd gone back to the UK.....so wots he doin bak in Oz?.....now soddin duck down will ya hevs".............................