Spreading ...
Aug 14th 2005, 12:22 pm
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Spreading ...
Well, it says I've gotta spread it before I can give it to my fave posters. So now what do I do?!
Aug 14th 2005, 12:25 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by ProofReader
Well, it says I've gotta spread it before I can give it to my fave posters. So now what do I do?!
Just watch out for that armidildo, that tongue gets to the places other slugs just dont reach..
ps when you dun wiv it lob it my way
Aug 14th 2005, 12:29 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by johanne
Get em spread girl
Just watch out for that armidildo, that tongue gets to the places other slugs just dont reach..
ps when you dun wiv it lob it my way
Just watch out for that armidildo, that tongue gets to the places other slugs just dont reach..
ps when you dun wiv it lob it my way
Aha, got one! ROFL!!
Good to hear from you Johanne.
Karma duly despatched. 
Aug 14th 2005, 12:31 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by ProofReader
Well, it says I've gotta spread it before I can give it to my fave posters. So now what do I do?!
Aug 14th 2005, 12:31 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by ProofReader
Well, it says I've gotta spread it before I can give it to my fave posters. So now what do I do?!
if youve got to spread it, spread it my way please
Aug 14th 2005, 12:35 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by ProofReader
Aha, got one! ROFL!!
Good to hear from you Johanne.
Karma duly despatched. Not heard off you in ages hows things?
When you looking at coming back over to Aussie?
Aug 14th 2005, 12:41 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by Ransi
It goes well with marmite.
That's worthy of it!
Aug 14th 2005, 12:42 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by Sleeping Beauty
if youve got to spread it, spread it my way please
That's not.
Aug 14th 2005, 12:44 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Oh! Me me ME ME ME, pick me, pick me.
A
A
Aug 14th 2005, 12:46 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by johanne
Hi PR
Not heard off you in ages hows things?
When you looking at coming back over to Aussie?
Not heard off you in ages hows things?
When you looking at coming back over to Aussie?
That's cos I'm working ridiculous hours these days!
I'm only a sporadic poster these days. 
As for the much awaited return ... I wish I knew. Alas the finances dictate.
for you too tho!
Aug 14th 2005, 12:48 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by kirsty&al
Oh! Me me ME ME ME, pick me, pick me.
A
A
Is that the best you can do?
Oh okaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.
Aug 14th 2005, 12:56 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Roll up, roll up! Karma to be had for a worthy joke/pic/post ...
Aug 14th 2005, 1:05 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by ProofReader
Roll up, roll up! Karma to be had for a worthy joke/pic/post ...
I walked into a pub and I asked a bloke if he wanted a game of Darts?
He said "OK then".
I said "Nearest to bull starts".
He said "Baa".
I said "Moo".
He said "You're closest".
Thanks
A.
Aug 14th 2005, 1:11 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Right then:
The seven dwarfs are all taking a bath feeling happy,
when he got out they all felt grumpy!
The seven dwarfs are all taking a bath feeling happy,
when he got out they all felt grumpy!
Aug 14th 2005, 1:18 pm
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Re: Spreading ...
Originally Posted by kirsty&al
You should have said earlier. Here's one I owe you.
I walked into a pub and I asked a bloke if he wanted a game of Darts?
He said "OK then".
I said "Nearest to bull starts".
He said "Baa".
I said "Moo".
He said "You're closest".
Thanks
A.
I walked into a pub and I asked a bloke if he wanted a game of Darts?
He said "OK then".
I said "Nearest to bull starts".
He said "Baa".
I said "Moo".
He said "You're closest".
Thanks
A.
Hmmmm, glad I didn't mention it earlier then!