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The Quinns Sep 8th 2005 8:31 am

The snip!
 
This is a belting question, however important to us!!
We have just found out we have passed the skills assessment and are about to submit our full application :)
However!!! Hubby is concerned when we do have our medicals, him having the snip already at 32 could go against him as he is unable to produce more children and only has one?
With the Aussie Govt being keen to increase the population, could this go against us? :eek:
Do you have declare this in your medical? :scared:

Vic&jase Sep 8th 2005 8:35 am

Re: The snip!
 
Do you have declare this in your medical? :scared:[/QUOTE]

Oh? would love to know if this is true because Huzza has had the gonads doctored too!

The Quinns Sep 8th 2005 8:39 am

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by Vic&jase
Do you have declare this in your medical? :scared:

Oh? would love to know if this is true because Huzza has had the gonads doctored too![/QUOTE]

:scared:
He is getting paranoid now!!! After all the trouble and pain he doesn't want to have it reversed!!!! :D

Didnaeseeu Sep 8th 2005 8:40 am

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by Vic&jase
Do you have declare this in your medical? :scared:

Oh? would love to know if this is true because Huzza has had the gonads doctored too![/QUOTE]


No guys I would'nt think this would be a problem!!!!!!

However, everyone knows when you have the 'snip' you will stand out from the crowd and never be able to grow a 'mullet'. :scared:

Cheers :D :beer:

Didnaeseeu Sep 8th 2005 8:42 am

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by Didnaeseeu
Oh? would love to know if this is true because Huzza has had the gonads doctored too!


No guys I would'nt think this would be a problem!!!!!!

However, everyone knows when you have the 'snip' you will stand out from the crowd and never be able to grow a 'mullet'. :scared:

Cheers :D :beer:[/QUOTE]


Oh Yeah

And 3 years after the 'snip' you also develop 'man boobs' and resemble pammy anderson on the beach when your jogging. :D

cheers :beer:

CORKER Sep 8th 2005 8:44 am

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by The Quinns
This is a belting question, however important to us!!
We have just found out we have passed the skills assessment and are about to submit our full application :)
However!!! Hubby is concerned when we do have our medicals, him having the snip already at 32 could go against him as he is unable to produce more children and only has one?
With the Aussie Govt being keen to increase the population, could this go against us? :eek:
Do you have declare this in your medical? :scared:


Yes...That's what the doctor is checking for when he ask's him to cough....
He's checking that it's full of little swimmers... :D

cresta's conscience Sep 8th 2005 8:46 am

Re: The snip!
 
Don't worry guys there are plenty producing already after all approx. $3000 a kid loads of pregnancy production lines.

Dimia want you for your job skills and not your baby making ones :zzz:

The Quinns Sep 8th 2005 8:51 am

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by cresta's conscience
Don't worry guys there are plenty producing already after all approx. $3000 a kid loads of pregnancy production lines.

Dimia want you for your job skills and not your baby making ones :zzz:


Thank god for that!!!

Cant grow a mullett cos the one kid made all me hair go grey and fall out.... in the first 12 month

Already got man boobs but the mrs loves em .... youd think she didnt have her own to feel ..... but mine are definately hairier :D

thanks for all the support now i could just do with a bra :p

Steve G Sep 8th 2005 8:57 am

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by The Quinns
but mine are definately hairier :D

Ahhh! You must have had the NHS Snip then!! :eek:

lacey21 Sep 8th 2005 8:59 am

Re: The snip!
 
Mine got the snip too at an early age,
best chat up line I ever heard lol lol

Any major ops, so I guess you would have to declare it
hugs Lace x

Vic&jase Sep 8th 2005 8:59 am

Re: The snip!
 
I knew this had to be ridiculous! Where did you hear this nugget of information Quinns? Sorry . I have sobered up, it was just a thought you'd had.

Seriously. It is not a disease is it! I think they are only interestead in anything that could cost the government money. I will check with agent to make sure as he did say it's best to put everything down otherwise it's dishonest if they check and find something you have not declared.

Vics xxxxxx

Didnaeseeu Sep 8th 2005 9:03 am

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by The Quinns
Thank god for that!!!

Cant grow a mullett cos the one kid made all me hair go grey and fall out.... in the first 12 month

Already got man boobs but the mrs loves em .... youd think she didnt have her own to feel ..... but mine are definately hairier :D

thanks for all the support now i could just do with a bra :p


Hi

If you are looking for more support I suggest you go 'underwire' stay away from 'peekaboo'. :eek:

Before asking any questions of this nature you should maybe reconsider your ticker message :D :scared:

cresta's conscience Sep 8th 2005 9:05 am

Re: The snip!
 
Would think you would only need to declare ops on major organs :eek:

The Quinns Sep 8th 2005 9:09 am

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by Didnaeseeu
Hi

If you are looking for more support I suggest you go 'underwire' stay away from 'peekaboo'. :eek:

Before asking any questions of this nature you should maybe reconsider your ticker message :D :scared:


It was a private op thru the NHS but the poor surgeon had done 20 already that day and must of had enough of balls and thought it would be funny to be a little tight with the anaesthetic !!

Anyway peekaboo sounds good and yes probably should reconsider the ticker but you gotta have some hope that things may go well :rolleyes: !!

The Quinns Sep 8th 2005 9:10 am

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by cresta's conscience
Would think you would only need to declare ops on major organs :eek:

Are you saying they are not major organs............. or just close to one?

woodyinoz Sep 8th 2005 1:39 pm

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by The Quinns
This is a belting question, however important to us!!
We have just found out we have passed the skills assessment and are about to submit our full application :)
However!!! Hubby is concerned when we do have our medicals, him having the snip already at 32 could go against him as he is unable to produce more children and only has one?
With the Aussie Govt being keen to increase the population, could this go against us? :eek:
Do you have declare this in your medical? :scared:

Hubby had the snip at about 25 and it was never even mentioned. Maybe they looked at him and thought that the snip was for the best :D :D

banjo Sep 8th 2005 3:20 pm

Re: The snip!
 
my hubby enquired about it here when he was 29 and apparently they only like to do it when you're 30 (maybe just local policy) so.....having it at 32 should be fine. We most definitely have not fulfilled the Australian Dream (4+ kids) and only have one more than you OP.

meelie Sep 8th 2005 3:28 pm

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by Didnaeseeu
No guys I would'nt think this would be a problem!!!!!!

However, everyone knows when you have the 'snip' you will stand out from the crowd and never be able to grow a 'mullet'. :scared:

Cheers :D :beer:


Oh Yeah

And 3 years after the 'snip' you also develop 'man boobs' and resemble pammy anderson on the beach when your jogging. :D

cheers :beer:[/QUOTE]
YEAH AND DON'T FORGET THE JOGGERS NIPPLE!!!!

RReed Sep 8th 2005 3:39 pm

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by The Quinns
This is a belting question, however important to us!!
We have just found out we have passed the skills assessment and are about to submit our full application :)
However!!! Hubby is concerned when we do have our medicals, him having the snip already at 32 could go against him as he is unable to produce more children and only has one?
With the Aussie Govt being keen to increase the population, could this go against us? :eek:
Do you have declare this in your medical? :scared:

No.
My husband had the snip at 26 after two kids. This will not go against you. They don't, and can't take into account of any possible contributions to the oz population. They would have to screen everyone for infertility and make them sign a contract to reproduce. I can't see that being a popular move!

Rachel

Bella Donna Sep 8th 2005 4:36 pm

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by RReed
No.
My husband had the snip at 26 after two kids. This will not go against you. They don't, and can't take into account of any possible contributions to the oz population. They would have to screen everyone for infertility and make them sign a contract to reproduce. I can't see that being a popular move!

Rachel

And if you think about it, they could only possibly object if you were *both* incapaple of reproducing again. Which, unless you've *both* been sterilised, isn't the case...;)

In any event, having kids is the most personal of decisions and there is no way they could discriminate against you on the grounds of *not* adding further to the world's population. :)

Sue

Bella Donna Sep 8th 2005 4:41 pm

Re: The snip!
 

Originally Posted by CORKER
Yes...That's what the doctor is checking for when he ask's him to cough....
He's checking that it's full of little swimmers... :D

Really? But what if you stopped for a quickie on the way befiore you left home? Anyway, vasectomy doesn't stop sperm being made - just ejaculated!! Doesn't it?


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