sheep joke - do not read if easily offended
Sep 26th 2003, 9:18 pm
#31
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Originally posted by welshboybilly
ah got it, jesus im keeping off the beer from now on...not.
farmer 2 thought he meant..yeah i got it
ah got it, jesus im keeping off the beer from now on...not.
farmer 2 thought he meant..yeah i got it
Tut, tut, tut. I was going to suggest a game of "Spot The Retard" but that's too easy at the moment.
The older the Welshman, the more the madman.
Sep 26th 2003, 11:08 pm
#32
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Originally posted by welshboybilly
ah got it, jesus im keeping off the beer from now on...not.
farmer 2 thought he meant..yeah i got it
ah got it, jesus im keeping off the beer from now on...not.
farmer 2 thought he meant..yeah i got it
in the cold light of day, and sober that joke ....im giving up the grog.!
Sep 27th 2003, 2:57 am
#33
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Location: in adelaide and loving it
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just for you billy boy, now theres lovely
A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator
A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill
A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom
just for you grow their own fur coats
A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up
A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear Levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth
Sheep never insist on eating out
Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs or your pocketknife to open a paint can
A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator
A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill
A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom
just for you grow their own fur coats
A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up
A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear Levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth
Sheep never insist on eating out
Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs or your pocketknife to open a paint can
Sep 27th 2003, 2:59 am
#34
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the title of this should be why are sheep better than women
Sep 27th 2003, 3:34 am
#35
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Originally posted by arlene
just for you billy boy, now theres lovely
A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator
A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill
A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom
just for you grow their own fur coats
A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up
A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear Levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth
Sheep never insist on eating out
Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs or your pocketknife to open a paint can
just for you billy boy, now theres lovely
A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator
A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill
A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom
just for you grow their own fur coats
A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up
A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear Levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth
Sheep never insist on eating out
Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs or your pocketknife to open a paint can
ha ha thanks for that
Oct 3rd 2003, 2:42 am
#36
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Aint been here for a wjhile,so scuse me if it's been posted before
This sheep farmer (could be Welsh,kiwi,Hebridian-who knows) is having trouble with his sheep producing a good coat-fleece to all you flossyaphiliacs.
Anyway,his vet tells him that artificial insemination is the proven way to thicker ,heavier coats-an overnight transformation should be seen in most cases.
Now farmer Taff/Crowe/Highlander don't know what that means so looks it up on t'internet.
By his reckoning,the best way to do it is by the way that gran pappy taught him-sheep rogering.
So the next day,he loads the sheep into the landrover,and takes em up top field and gives em a right good going over.
Next Morning,he gets out of bed and looks out of the window,but sees no wool growth.
So ,off he goes to top field ,with sheep in landrover and gives em a right old welshboybillying.
Next Morning,no difference-so repeats the dirty deed-but this time,thinks of Miriam Margoyles (that always gets me going)
In the morning,he's too shagged out to look,so he says to Mrs Giles "Have a look to see if fleeces are bouffant-esque"
"No" she says,"but there's 15 sheep in the back of landrover,and one in the front beeping the horn"
BB-COPYRIGHT R.Corbett 1973
This sheep farmer (could be Welsh,kiwi,Hebridian-who knows) is having trouble with his sheep producing a good coat-fleece to all you flossyaphiliacs.
Anyway,his vet tells him that artificial insemination is the proven way to thicker ,heavier coats-an overnight transformation should be seen in most cases.
Now farmer Taff/Crowe/Highlander don't know what that means so looks it up on t'internet.
By his reckoning,the best way to do it is by the way that gran pappy taught him-sheep rogering.
So the next day,he loads the sheep into the landrover,and takes em up top field and gives em a right good going over.
Next Morning,he gets out of bed and looks out of the window,but sees no wool growth.
So ,off he goes to top field ,with sheep in landrover and gives em a right old welshboybillying.
Next Morning,no difference-so repeats the dirty deed-but this time,thinks of Miriam Margoyles (that always gets me going)
In the morning,he's too shagged out to look,so he says to Mrs Giles "Have a look to see if fleeces are bouffant-esque"
"No" she says,"but there's 15 sheep in the back of landrover,and one in the front beeping the horn"
BB-COPYRIGHT R.Corbett 1973
Oct 3rd 2003, 4:15 am
#37
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Thats awwwwful! But very funny!
