Ceri

The pic isn't mine.. I just added the moving text to the frames (easy) , and cut down the frames of the gif to make it smaller (easy). I can make my own gifs though from scratch.

Ulead gif animator to make the gifs , dowloaded (stolen)from the net.

ahh I'm getting worse by the moment.. my criminal activities is endless

janeyray

Yes I agree, cat food aswell as other items such as bread, milk and toiletries are very cheap here, far cheaper than the UK.

Children from the UK who come out here at Primary school age (or any age for that matter) will be far less advanced than an Aussie kid, they are so clever and more advanced for their years due to the school education system being one of the best in the world.

Ooooohhhh, lets keep this thread going,.... I LOVE it!!

janeyray

There is no crime in Oz

DianeOZ

The guys who stopped Dotty for speeding really were actors from the CHIPS cast and we can expect to see Dottys arrest on telly any momement. Probably prime time TV

dotty

Think I appear somewhere between the swimming story and the Hockeyroos got the trots and thats why they lost, yes it was, and of course we would not have lost otherwise because we are the best, and anyway the other team were on Steroids and they cheated. Oh did I mention we would have won.......... And today WW3 broke out but if we are not in it we wont mention that anyway. Over to our appeal to raise $14 million dollars to send hockeyroo insignia toilet paper to the 3 soldiers we sent to Iraq. Did we mention we won that too....

Don

Perth - a short hop to the next bit of civilization.

Herman

Living under the burning sun will melt all lifes little problems.

Living in a huge and lightly populated country means your lifestyle will drammatically improve.

Aussies dont work very hard, life's one long beach bbq.

salonit

i am really confused about this post....are we being sarcastic or just positive ( rare in this forum!)
someone tell me!!!!!! before i start writing positive things!

pjr55

WA police are not corrupt
there is no crime in Perth
there is no graffiti in the northern suburbs
9 months of blue sky isn't boring
5 consecutive days of 40 degrees c isn't too hot
Australian politicians don't lie
you can safely park your car anywhere in Perth and it wont be stolen
there are no flies at all in Perth
WA police are not really afraid of everything
Hay Street mall is safe after midnight
Northbridge is also safe after 6pm
there are no redbacks under the toilet seat
there is no ocean of tiles north of Shenton Ave
there are no rips on Scarborough beach
there are no blue ring ockies on Roto
there is no broken glass in the Mullaloo Hotel car park
there are no tiger snakes on Lake Joondalups islands
WA police are not just revenue collectors
you will not get rocks dropped onto your car on the Mitchell Freeway
you will not get fined for driving with your elbow out of the window
there will always be an abundance of clean drinking water in Perth
aboriginals will not steal your shoes
you don't need to carry a weapon for defence in Perth
convicted killers do not get paid $300,000 compensation
convicted children do not steal cars from the childrens court car park
WA police will not run away when they see an old person get assaulted
Wanneroo green is not sold at Wanneroo tavern
if it was the proceeds certainly do not go to bikie gangs
WA police do not destroy only 30% of any maruana haul they find
and they certainly do not sell the other 70% of it in Northbridge on Friday nights
no-one knows anyone who has had their car stolen
brain dead teenagers do not drive across your garden at midnight
there is no-one sleeping under the Guildford bridge tonight
handbag snatching in Hay street mall is not a sport
Oz does not have the highest youth suicide rate in the western world
Lockridge is not a police no go area
All shopping centres are not identical in all suburbs of Perth
Perth is not 2,000 km from the next big city
A TV stations advertising is classed as advertising
TV adverts do not just appear mid sentence in any TV program
TV adverts are not 20% louder than normal program content
Mobile phone coverage is great in WA
you dont have to lock you house in Perth
you dont get sued if a thief cuts his hand when robbing your house
WA soil is not beach sand
those spots on your skin are not melanomas
tour operators in NT dont deliberately feed yanks to the crocs
you can swim safely in the sea northern Queensland in summer
you don't need to carry vinegar to the beach in Queensland
there are no fire ants in Brisbane suburbs
Brisbane city has great beaches... ok southbank has one
hailstones will not break your roof tiles in Melbourne
you dont have to park in the left lane to make a right turn in Melbourne
there are Australian stores in Melbourne markets
English is not a second language in Lonsdale Street Melbourne
Wagga Wagga is not a real name of a town
you dont have to swim with your mouth closed at Bondi beach
you dont have to learn Arabic to shop at Surfers
Tamala Park is not really the name of a refuse tip in Perth

nixstuff

Brits are adaptable travellers, merging seamlessly into any 'foreign' cultures.

British Ex-Expats are not in any way slightly bitter and self satisfied that they made it back to their perfick homeland.

Brits 'stranded' in Oz after being 'sold' on the place are making a go of it anyway.

This forum isn't all about a material lifestyle.

This forum isn't addictive - I must be English - I need my daily sarcasm, negativity, pomposity and arrogance.

There are no happy Expats.

PeteY

Some posts on this forum never make me think "whats the point of logging on here".

Some of the regulars on here are never condescending.

I personally never get sick of the bitching that goes on here.

Megalania

Awstralia was a proper British whites only colony again - and knew its proper place.

garrisondamn

1.British Expats do not wish they had gone to New Zealand!
2..............

ace ventura

When you all decide to leave australia will be better for it

Houdini

Most of the postings on this thread have been really useful